Caption Competition Mk III
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Your name will also go down in the book. What is it?
Don't tell him, Nutty!
Don't tell him, Nutty!
There is absolutely no evidence that the Russian Army recruiting standards have been reduced !
As always, thanks all for some great chuckles.
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Congratulations Ascend Charlie, over to you.
Winner:
The voice activated soldier
Back in the day I would have called you a worthless arse wipe, now in the new kinder gentler army I have to yell encouragement so I will now say you are a absolutely positively the purest example of what all worthless arse wipes aspire to become !!!
Oh that's Kiltrash on the left, Nutty in the middle, and Buster providing encouragement on the right
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Will someone please pull the bayonet out of my ARSE!!!
Jonathan Winters, in a state of shock, watches as Gomer Pyle is yelled at by Sargeant Carter.
- Ed
- Ed
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So you think you’re the bloody Golden shot do you Laddie.
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It’s a pig sticker, not a bloody tooth picker.. Laddie
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Do well at this Laddie and who knows, you may get your stripes when the next opportunity knocks
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Stick it in the dummy and twist and Bob’s your uncle..
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Will you run him through before he sticks you laddie, that’s the $64,000 question.
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Life’s good in the military Laddiie, the higher you progress the greater your families fortunes.