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Old 9th Jul 2021, 05:46
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At Battersea, Corbyn goes to pick up a rescue dog...
Dog prefers to be sent back to Syria.
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Old 9th Jul 2021, 06:47
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'Hypno dog' attempts to make JC a better person....

...But after trying for several hours asks to have another go at world peace as at least he has a chance at that!
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Old 9th Jul 2021, 07:37
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Snoopy realised that Charlie Brown was still a loser.
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Last orders to allow for a fresh one for the weekend. Scoring today.. then hopefully watching a couple on Sunday
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
. then hopefully watching a couple on Sunday
Well, everybody has a hobby.....
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Old 9th Jul 2021, 10:11
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Originally Posted by 622
Well, everybody has a hobby.....
Cannot stand the game, but oddly I watch the home team.
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Old 9th Jul 2021, 10:22
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JC: Karl Marx said "religion is the opium of the masses"; he was a wise man.

Rover: He was a ****ing idiot, it's football. No wonder you aren't PM...
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Well Rover , If you think England's gonna win the game lick your boll@cks. For Italy lick my nose..
erm JC.. it's a bitch...
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Old 9th Jul 2021, 13:12
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Last orders to allow for a fresh one for the weekend. Scoring today.. then hopefully watching a couple on Sunday
I watched a couple in a cornfield while working the ridge at Halton. Does that count?
The joys of near silent flight.
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Old 9th Jul 2021, 16:07
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What do you mean, you want to go dogging? Is it for Nutty's enjoyment?
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Old 9th Jul 2021, 16:07
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No...you threw it...You fetch it.
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Old 9th Jul 2021, 16:08
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It's all right for you and this 10000 steps a day, for me that's nearer 40000....
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Old 9th Jul 2021, 16:11
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Normally we put the mad slobbering animal down...but humans have more rights.
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Old 9th Jul 2021, 17:55
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Originally Posted by Ninthace
Evening Standard entry.
Jeremy Corbyn under investigation by Parliament watchdog
https://apple.news/AOJGeqeLpQgadJ5gTxp5hag
and the winner is…. ninthace

runner up is

Kiltrash with

With Cranial ridges like that proof positive Corbyn is a Klingon.





mine would have been along the lInes of…


Just because I have a long nose does not make me Jewish.

Iiiii am noooot a glove puppet Jeremy

Shhhh, you may not recognise me I’m in disguise, I am a Royal Corgi and have been sent by Betty to tell you to STFU.
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Oh gawsh. I am honoured. especially as it was not mine but the Evening Standard. I will play of their behalf - standby/
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Old 9th Jul 2021, 18:32
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Have we tried this one? It is a bit of a sitter.

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Old 9th Jul 2021, 18:42
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Base the final frontier, these are voyages of the VC10.
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Old 9th Jul 2021, 18:43
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I say Jones, shimmy up that houchin cable and unplug it, there’s a good chap.
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I believe that VC10 chappie Nutloose Hoskins was involved in this one...
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Pilot was heard to complain that the latest Digital Watch, Pilot for the use off, was far to light,
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