A bunch of great entries, once again. Unfortunately, I can only pick one (well maybe three):
In third place is Kiltrash with his somewhat unorthodox: "Now if only the Russians would stop shelling us. After all it is Christmas Day, have they no sense of religion":
In second, Fitliker with: "With a grin like that , the shell is going to be shocked."
And winning the CapComp trophy to start a new week, Treadigraph with: "Early Tamagotchis were quite simple..."
The trophy will be on its way as soon as I get it fed, changed, and taken to its EOD appointment..