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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 30th Aug 2022, 12:56
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Bit late on the drinks shout Hoskins!
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 12:58
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I say Bertie, isn’t your wife’s name Joy?
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Keep the empties, I will pop them over to the Navy barracks, they are always short of a barrel or two
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 12:59
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Don’t tell me, lounging about, not lifting a finger to help… you must be the Wing Commander.
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 13:00
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The Hurricane chaps are furious! They’re delivering Worcester Sauce!
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 13:27
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The chaps at the front said the beer tasted of petrol, strange that..
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 13:53
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The Germans say bitte but we’re delivering Castlemaine XXX to confuse them
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 15:23
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The Ale Appreciation Society didn't believe that a little thing like a war should stand in the way of the monthly deliveries to its members.
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 15:54
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And keep it below 500 ft, the Yanks like their beer warm.
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 15:58
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Carry on chaps, ignore it, that wasn't last orders, it was the scramble bell....
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 17:13
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I say, chalk-chappie … you know smoking’s bad for you, don’t you?
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 18:38
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Give 'em both barrels, Sir.
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 18:55
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"Hope you washed it out thoroughly."
"I though you said you would do that!"
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 19:25
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The first version of cross-the-ball did not work as well as Hoskin thought!
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 20:16
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If you barrel out of the roll, there'll be hell to pay up at the front...
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Ale meet again, don't know where, don't know when...
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 20:19
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The First of the Brew...
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 20:20
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The Thirst of the Few...
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 20:21
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(Bottle of Britain has been done before by a certain Kentish brewery...)
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Old 30th Aug 2022, 20:26
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We had to do this job … we couldn’t afford the excess baggage charges on Ryanair.*

* other airlines may also be substituted.
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