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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 5th Jun 2022, 18:16
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Sorry..and finally finally ( honest )
Prince Louis's Teacher looks forward to asking her charges, " what did you do to celebrate the Platinum Jubilee over the long weekend. ? "
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Old 5th Jun 2022, 18:47
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OK, the runners up in no particular order....

Buster
"I'm sick to bluddy death of hearing about Harry & Meaghan!!!"
Nutty
He does that ever since he saw the Horse artillery chap firing the 25 pounder, it lets me know he’s dropped a two pounder in his shorts.
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Yes, her dress was commissioned from Wedgwood.
Dan Gerous
Louis, "Im telling you, I did see Paddington in the house last week"
But tonight's winner despite mentioning Andrew and Croydon in the same breath is Kiltrash with:
Charlotte was so pleased Great Grandnan had survived to June 3rd. Otherwise it was Double History and Metalwork at school.
Well done mate, the CST can be found on a certain balcony overlooking The Mall - careful there are no marmalade sandwiches secreted therein...
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Old 5th Jun 2022, 19:20
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Many thanks Treadigraph, on my way back from the Pageant as we speak so BR permitting home in a hour or so. Ps although I'm not a Royalist it was a great show..
K
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Old 5th Jun 2022, 20:58
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OK everyone if I may offer up this great World Leader that needs the recognition he deserves from the PPRuNe community please


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Old 5th Jun 2022, 21:18
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You might have worn a camouflaged tie, Prime Minister!
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Old 5th Jun 2022, 21:21
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We call this the five fingered shuffle..
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Old 5th Jun 2022, 21:22
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So if you agree I can have 5000 Boris bikes here tomorrow.
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Old 5th Jun 2022, 21:25
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Not a car in sight, I did warn you this could happen, you should never have let Sadiq Khan plan your Kyiv transport policy.
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Old 5th Jun 2022, 21:32
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The two armed chaps, do you think I could possibly borrow them, having them stand behind me at PM’s question time might quell some dissenting voices.
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Old 5th Jun 2022, 21:38
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I have noted the Russians send in forced conscripts first to weaken the line before committing their front line Troops, therefore what I am offering is some forced conscripts, I will initially send the Labour Party members with the SNP to follow on.
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Old 5th Jun 2022, 21:42
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No please, no more ceramic cockerels
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Old 5th Jun 2022, 22:14
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If I were you, I would have five separate gatherings there, two over there.....
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Old 5th Jun 2022, 22:36
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Soldier to the other...."Our Boss is a great World Leader....only thing great about that other Loon is his arse!".
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Old 5th Jun 2022, 23:39
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And after you leave the EU, you can grasp your own future . . . er. . .
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Old 5th Jun 2022, 23:39
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We can set the party tent up over there....

- Ed
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(Soldier on right) "Waddaya mean, my haircut is nearly as stupid as Boris's?"
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Thank you for visiting Mr. President. Any support you can give us here in Liverpool would be greatly appreciated!
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Whilst I'm disappointed you didn't want to join me on the Zip line behind us, I've organised a game of Rugby with some school kids that you might enjoy. I certainly did!
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Old 6th Jun 2022, 08:35
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I'd quite like one of those many Russian tanks you seem to have "acquired" recently - look rather good at the entrance to Downing Street!
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"... and, Mr President, I will also send to you, personally, a selection of civilian suits and ties."
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