"F-Team, we'd like to know how you keep abreast of what's going on in the world. What newspapers do you read?"
Blank looks all round.
"OK, then, which TV news do you watch?"
Blanker looks.
"How do you find out what's going on, then?"
F3: "Well sir, like, on my phone, like, it comes up with, like, all sorts of, like, important events and things, like. Like that video, like, of someone taking a car, like, outside some dude's house, like. And, like, dating events on, like, Facebook with nice photos I like, like. That, like, certainly keeps me, like, a breast, like. And, like, this Daily Mail pops up, like, with stories, like, which are just, like, unbelievable. I bet, like, I know more about what's going on, like, than you do. Like?"
"Fine, fine. Let's move on."