Caption Competition Mk III
Wait until they've hauled it up the bank before we tell 'em that this isn't 33 Squadran. 33's Flight Lieutenant has been on the phone spitting feathers.
While doing his National Service the chap who was to become the Chairman of Shepherd Nemes Brewary was idly looking for names for his products ....I know Old Speckled Hen sounds a cracker
Time for the draw and you all made life problematic for me. I did like the reference to Jeremy Clarkson's Lightning – 622 at #12530 - but difficult decisions had to be made. Here we go.
3rd is Nutloose (#12512) with “If that bloody Admiral across the road can have a canon and balls outside his house, then I can have a Spitfire.”
2nd is 622 (#12524) with Walking out onto the balcony "Well Sir, one hell of a party last night!....I don't think the lads did anything to disgrace themselves......oh sh*t !!!"
1st is Buster Hyman (#12519) with the laconic On the Terrace: “Bertie...what exactly does 'Gun Harmonisation' mean?” with an honourable mention to Nutloose (#12488).
Over to you Buster.
3rd is Nutloose (#12512) with “If that bloody Admiral across the road can have a canon and balls outside his house, then I can have a Spitfire.”
2nd is 622 (#12524) with Walking out onto the balcony "Well Sir, one hell of a party last night!....I don't think the lads did anything to disgrace themselves......oh sh*t !!!"
1st is Buster Hyman (#12519) with the laconic On the Terrace: “Bertie...what exactly does 'Gun Harmonisation' mean?” with an honourable mention to Nutloose (#12488).
Over to you Buster.
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Are you sure this is what dogging is?
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Don't worry mate, the dogs not fussy..
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The dogs a bit short sighted, so apologies if when I throw the ball he sinks his teeth into the wrong ones.
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Don't worry, his bark is worse than his bite, but to be honest mate, those are the least of your worries.
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Why did you name the dog "humper"?
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paws for your thoughts?
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Arrrrgghhhhhhh! New balls please....
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I've found your contact lens, sir!
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Woof!
Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty...
Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty...
