Time for the draw and you all made life problematic for me. I did like the reference to Jeremy Clarkson's Lightning – 622 at #12530 - but difficult decisions had to be made. Here we go.
3rd is Nutloose (#12512) with “If that bloody Admiral across the road can have a canon and balls outside his house, then I can have a Spitfire.”
2nd is 622 (#12524) with Walking out onto the balcony "Well Sir, one hell of a party last night!....I don't think the lads did anything to disgrace themselves......oh sh*t !!!"
1st is Buster Hyman (#12519) with the laconic On the Terrace: “Bertie...what exactly does 'Gun Harmonisation' mean?” with an honourable mention to Nutloose (#12488).
Over to you Buster.