Caption Competition Mk III

[fdr]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

Even in a helmet and mask my rakish good looks shine through said the disheveled former yokel from #10.

Being that his thick hide met MIL SPEC MIL-G-181188B, he is able to save on nomex flying gloves.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

No no no Mav! It's inverted and the middle finger.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Isn't the job of the RAF to keep guys named Boris away from positions like that?

[treadigraph]

We've gone up tiddly up up.... there's a bloody good bar in the mess at Coningsby!

[Ascend Charlie]

"When we land, you're all invited back to a party at No. 10!"

[Confusious]

Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie

"When we land, you're all invited back to a party at No. 10!"

We'll call it a defence strategy meeting. How does that sound chaps?

[Buster Hyman]

Totally forgetting his Ancient Roman gestures, Boris accidentally gives the signal to shoot down Voyager!

[Kiltrash]

Not a caption but am stuck in Ireland negotiations are taking place to get home so judging will be delayed till tonight UK or Ireland time depending on where we get to. ..
There are worse places to get stranded for 24 hours 😁

[Wensleydale]

Boris gives the go-ahead for tax relief on haircuts...

[NutLoose]

We’re running out of breathing oxygen Boris, I’m just going to switch you over to an empty tank.

[treadigraph]

Prime Minister, did you say boom Wee Nic's place or bomb it?

[Confusious]

Boris, do you remember that stall turn you did over Brexit?...

[Chu Chu]

Receiving confirmation that Kiltrash remains outside Great Britain, Johnson congratulates the Irish Sea blockade force.

[Dan Gerous]

And thanks to Brexit, when you come to replace your flying clobber, the new kit will be "Passport Blue".

[Kiltrash]

Not a caption, however I think I could have used this for the picture..

Ok everyone I know you are interested in my adventure however all I am legally allowed to say is that " what goes on tour stays on tour "
but I am allowed by SWMBO is to recommend a wedding in the Emerald Isle...

ps Many thanks to Ryanair for being considerate with our delayed travel, and thank God for Travel Insurance,,,
So i'm home now and will judge in a few minutes...
Wait one

[Kiltrash]

Originally Posted by Confusious

This G-Suit is squeezing my balls.

Yes Boris, that's 2G. We'll now break off and try a loop.

Wins Confusious first prize this round with a runner up of Chu Chu with,,

Receiving confirmation that Kiltrash remains outside Great Britain, Johnson congratulates the Irish Sea blockade force.

Congrats Confusious and PM sent

[Confusious]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Wins Confusious first prize this round with a runner up of Chu Chu with,,

Congrats Confusious and PM sent

Thanks you Kiktrash,

As a newbie a great accolade. I'll give it my best shot soonest.

C

[Confusious]

Here we go all,

Enjoy this one to start the new week.

C.

[Wensleydale]

The Admiral is now having to explain "Tail Slice"...

[Wensleydale]

The USS Trump starts its maiden voyage.