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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 3rd Aug 2022, 14:35
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Well if we build a runway with a 20deg slope for drainage, perhaps we need to pay more attention to Braking Action.
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The insurance assessment said we could get one or two good uns out of the carnage, if we Cut and Shut...shut..shut..shut etc
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Shares in Speed-Tape Inc. spiked sharply on Wall Street.
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Old 3rd Aug 2022, 21:37
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The First US Military Shove a Heli competition was not a success, and it was suggested shove a penny might be a cheaper alternative,
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Base commander to Flight Captain...
" So just how did you manage to wreck all 177 helicopters on MY base, but Sky News* managed to fly ok??"
* other rolling 24 Hr news broadcasters are available
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Old 3rd Aug 2022, 21:59
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At Da Nang all was peace and quiet till Rolling Thunder used the wrong coordinates...
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Old 4th Aug 2022, 00:35
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we better get this lot chocked before we have a nasty accident
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At the edge of every built up area you find skid row
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Old 4th Aug 2022, 00:37
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Ok Del, i can do you a once in a lifetime offer..
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Old 4th Aug 2022, 04:53
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The student pilots showed their opinion on the autorotation characteristics of the 55 in graphic fashion.
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The Top Gear Test Track adds additional street hazards to bring more reality when The Stig tests the latest 4x4 Hypercar. As normally found in London
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Old 4th Aug 2022, 07:34
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Ukrainian farmers plead with the west to urgently send more...Tractors.
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Old 4th Aug 2022, 09:01
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We're gonna need a bigger brush!
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Old 4th Aug 2022, 10:18
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Old 4th Aug 2022, 10:20
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At a Russian Airbase just on the Ukraine border ...Engineers were amazed at the number of snags and aircraft declared U/S after the walkrounds by the pilots.
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Old 4th Aug 2022, 10:22
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Uri Geller was at a nearby location but denies any responsibility.
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Old 4th Aug 2022, 10:23
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Awww, just leave them where they are, the metal fairies will be along soon enough. My old washing machine was gone by tea time...
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Old 4th Aug 2022, 10:26
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General, there's a guy called Robinson on the phone. Says he can cut you a keen deal on a bunch of R-22s...
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Old 4th Aug 2022, 14:32
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Well Boss, the RAF managed to do it with 22 Hunters.....
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There is trouble at the airport after Max Verstappen takes up helicopter racing.
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