Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

The Farnbough wind tunnel might need an additional Turbine

[Kiltrash]

Hurry up, your times up, we have Sky ( Ineos) booked for the next session...
or
Solvite need to test their latest wig adhesive, and I'm ready to go.

[NutLoose]

This year we should take the trophy at the Boonta Eve Podrace.

[622]

(Time to take this into the gutter .....)

Not the kind of blowjob I was looking for thought Hoskins as he approached the glory hole in cubicle 2

[fdr]

"flutter isn't a problem, the rack should shed all the hats and coats by Mach 1... "

[Kiltrash]

While idlying watching the World go past the Cupola, Cosmonaut first class Sergio Hoskins was surprised to see the SR72 set a new Altitude record..

[DirtyProp]

This new barbecue from Weber certainly looks impressive but how does it work exactly?

[NutLoose]

That’s what you get when you put a team on the pitot head position.

[Kiltrash]

Alice was later heard to comment that no one would ever believe what she saw through the Looking Glass...

[Kiltrash]

During an announced visit to Area 51 ( that clearly does not exist ) the President was heard to ask why he was never told about the Alien Craft... Plausible Deniability..

[Kiltrash]

Later asked why it was so small the Tupelov Design team later realised their mistake. They assumed the Airfix model kit their spy sent them was 1:1

[622]

Eric had the nagging feeling that his last issue of 'Build your own SR71' had been mixed up with his wifes 'Build your own blender'

[Kiltrash]

Mav looked down on the set of Top Gun 3 and finally found a aircraft that fitted him like a glove.

[Kiltrash]

Head of the design team later regretted encouraging his Committee to ' Think outside the box '

[622]

Well how the hell did we know he had a lisp when he said he wanted to do a 'wisk weview' of the port engine performance at all settings .....

[treadigraph]

Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr Bond, it is likely to be your last...

[treadigraph]

We think there's been some misunderstanding of the requirements for a blended wing...

[Dan Gerous]

Some cracking entries so far. I'll judge Wed evening.

[Kiltrash]

As Jacques Cousteau looked out of his Bathysphere he was very surprised to find what he was actually looking for after only 2 days. Now to move onto finding MH990??

[Chu Chu]

Wind tunnel results look good. As soon as the lab finishes the miniature Hoskins, we can test whether the spiked fence keeps him away from the intake.