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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 25th Jul 2022, 11:54
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The Farnbough wind tunnel might need an additional Turbine
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Old 25th Jul 2022, 11:57
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Hurry up, your times up, we have Sky ( Ineos) booked for the next session...
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Solvite need to test their latest wig adhesive, and I'm ready to go.
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Old 25th Jul 2022, 12:00
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This year we should take the trophy at the Boonta Eve Podrace.
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Old 25th Jul 2022, 12:09
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(Time to take this into the gutter .....)

Not the kind of blowjob I was looking for thought Hoskins as he approached the glory hole in cubicle 2
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Old 25th Jul 2022, 12:13
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"flutter isn't a problem, the rack should shed all the hats and coats by Mach 1... "
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Old 25th Jul 2022, 12:36
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While idlying watching the World go past the Cupola, Cosmonaut first class Sergio Hoskins was surprised to see the SR72 set a new Altitude record..
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Old 25th Jul 2022, 14:33
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This new barbecue from Weber certainly looks impressive but how does it work exactly?
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Old 25th Jul 2022, 21:47
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Thatís what you get when you put a team on the pitot head position.
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Old 26th Jul 2022, 08:16
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Alice was later heard to comment that no one would ever believe what she saw through the Looking Glass...
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Old 26th Jul 2022, 08:19
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During an announced visit to Area 51 ( that clearly does not exist ) the President was heard to ask why he was never told about the Alien Craft... Plausible Deniability..
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Old 26th Jul 2022, 08:22
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Later asked why it was so small the Tupelov Design team later realised their mistake. They assumed the Airfix model kit their spy sent them was 1:1

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Old 26th Jul 2022, 11:39
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Eric had the nagging feeling that his last issue of 'Build your own SR71' had been mixed up with his wifes 'Build your own blender'
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Old 26th Jul 2022, 11:43
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Mav looked down on the set of Top Gun 3 and finally found a aircraft that fitted him like a glove.
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Old 26th Jul 2022, 11:52
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Head of the design team later regretted encouraging his Committee to ' Think outside the box '
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Old 26th Jul 2022, 11:53
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Well how the hell did we know he had a lisp when he said he wanted to do a 'wisk weview' of the port engine performance at all settings .....
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Old 26th Jul 2022, 12:10
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Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr Bond, it is likely to be your last...
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We think there's been some misunderstanding of the requirements for a blended wing...
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Old 26th Jul 2022, 18:33
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Some cracking entries so far. I'll judge Wed evening.
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Old 26th Jul 2022, 19:48
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As Jacques Cousteau looked out of his Bathysphere he was very surprised to find what he was actually looking for after only 2 days. Now to move onto finding MH990??
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Old 27th Jul 2022, 05:55
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Wind tunnel results look good. As soon as the lab finishes the miniature Hoskins, we can test whether the spiked fence keeps him away from the intake.
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