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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 16th Jun 2022, 12:08
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Snag that one when it gets back Hoskins, stealth failure on the centre pylon.
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 12:34
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'Ere Chief! Look what I found on the FOD check!
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"Call the B...$%#@! THAT!!!"
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 12:36
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Pfwoar! That Exocet came awfully close!

(Yes, I know...)
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 13:02
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It's called a missile cos it missed...
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 14:12
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Luke, that was really a low attack pattern, ... trust the Force
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 14:14
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Tie down failed. ..again
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 14:16
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Captain of Moskva. .. It's ok Yuri, they don't really mean it, do they. ..wwwoooaaahhh...
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 16:29
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So Mr Bloggins you retired with 20 years in as an Lieutenant JG, why is that ?
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 16:30
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You moron ! I told you to only touch the shiny buttons !
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 16:31
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Wings, 'Has Sharkey pressed the wrong tit again?'
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 16:32
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Captain Mitchel, the only Naval Aviator to claim a kill while his airplane was still on deck.
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 16:32
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The newly miniaturised Lt Hoskins takes off on his first and last AD mission.
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 16:34
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What happened ?

Well in armorer school there is always going to be someone who graduated last in his class.......
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 16:36
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... at which point the handlers bugged out.
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 16:40
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... and that's what happens when you give a 'shooter' a back seat ride.
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 16:50
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Carraige of external weapons is shown to counteract the benefits of the USN's secret new XLO F/A-XX prototype.
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 17:11
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The board finds that Lt Mitchell's repeatedly 'hitting the brakes and watching him fly by' caused fatigue in the mounting leading to uncommanded weapons release. Lt Mitchell is sentenced to six months stoppage of pay and reassigned for the period to flying rubber dog excrement out of NAS Lemoore.
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 18:37
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No tail hook, how are you gonna land it?


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Old 16th Jun 2022, 20:59
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These plumbers you bought in to shift the blockage in the heads, did you say they were Checkatrade certified?
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