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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 9th Jul 2022, 16:27
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Well I got the idea from using a old oil drum, cutting it in half and hey presto, instant BBQ ...
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Old 9th Jul 2022, 18:00
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Captain to Co Pilot...Boy that Drone was close ..
Cabin Manager...Better break out the spare toilet roll...
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Old 9th Jul 2022, 18:02
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Cabin Manager. Assume the Crash Position....
(cr Airplane the movie )
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Old 9th Jul 2022, 18:03
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NTSB ( Hawaii Division ) ..Oh no not again...
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Old 9th Jul 2022, 18:14
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On today's flight we'll be offering a wide range of exclusive oxygen bottles with optional accessories such as masks, tubing and regulator valves.
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Old 9th Jul 2022, 18:59
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Bob Hoover takes off for his demonstration of how to keep a pool full of water AND swimmers in place while rolling the airplane...
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Old 9th Jul 2022, 22:33
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First Silverjet tried to cover-up. But now they are fully exposed in the open.
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Old 10th Jul 2022, 11:42
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. . . and so the new owners benchmarked our operations against Southwest, and decided to adopt open seating.
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Old 10th Jul 2022, 11:44
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We got so many complaints about the moving map display that we decided to issue sextants (and make a few corresponding adjustments to the cabin).
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Old 10th Jul 2022, 15:37
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All was going Swimmingly , till the beach balls came out
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Old 10th Jul 2022, 15:38
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All was going swimmingly, till the lack of pressure caused the ' Boob Jobs,' to go catestrophically wrong.
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Old 10th Jul 2022, 15:40
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...and finally...
All was going swimmingly till the Zero G portion of the flight...
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Old 10th Jul 2022, 15:48
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Oh boy, try and keep a lid on this...
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Old 10th Jul 2022, 16:31
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The 18-30 Holiday got off to a bad start when the lads realised what the "Cheap Topless Flights" actually were.
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Old 10th Jul 2022, 18:07
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...and Finally Finally as I have had a day in London on the Liz Line.
The cloud effect on the canopy at Paddington does seem ultra real..
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Old 10th Jul 2022, 18:36
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No wet T shirts, but the headlights are on full beam.
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Old 10th Jul 2022, 23:03
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Great for night flight stargazing flights until your eyeballs freeze at altitude , deplaning requires extra time due to some thawing out of the seats apparently and deicing of the aisles.
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Old 10th Jul 2022, 23:06
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OK, a short contest is a good contest, judging in about 12 hours time, so you can start the week afresh.
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Old 11th Jul 2022, 07:25
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Old 11th Jul 2022, 09:56
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The Kipper Fleet are really pleased with their new mounts, especially the sun roof.
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