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Old 23rd Apr 2021, 22:44
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We’d better add old folk to the banned list on using the Peleton treadmill.


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Old 24th Apr 2021, 06:02
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Biden rescues another dog however after this failure, gets sent back to Guide Dog School.
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Old 24th Apr 2021, 06:06
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Having never before flown in a B747, Biden was surprised at the height of the steps.
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Old 24th Apr 2021, 06:07
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This shortage of breath due to Covid, sure comes on quick.
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Old 24th Apr 2021, 06:17
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I thought this thing was built at Everett not Everest...
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Presidential Command No 213: Formation of a new military force. Air Mobility Scooter.
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Old 24th Apr 2021, 07:12
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Damn Donald left a Bunnings onion on the steps!
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Old 24th Apr 2021, 09:04
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DROP AND GIVE ME FIVE YOU SONOFABITCH!! USMC pfc Shultz, honor guard, knew he shouldn’t have, but heck it was fun.
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Old 24th Apr 2021, 10:39
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Missed it by that much.
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Old 24th Apr 2021, 12:22
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Donald smiles when he realises the old fishing wire across the step trick worked.
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Old 24th Apr 2021, 12:26
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Washington to Baltimore was just a short trip.
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Old 24th Apr 2021, 18:25
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Kamala Harris did not expect to become the next President so soon into Biden's Presidency.
However the celebrations were soon caught short
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Old 24th Apr 2021, 18:29
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Having had several beers to many at the after Inauguration party, President Biden makes his way home carefully. Discovers his wife had changed the locks and he slept on the steps.
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Old 24th Apr 2021, 18:33
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Commander-in-chief shows troops half his age that he would not send them anywhere he was not willing to go to.
Even Chicago
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Old 24th Apr 2021, 19:49
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Et Tu Potus?
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Old 24th Apr 2021, 19:52
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The Republican Senator accompanying President Biden issues a promise that lessons would be identified to prevent a re occurrence
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Old 25th Apr 2021, 07:08
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The smell of fresh cooked Sunday morning bacon wafting down the stairs from the galley enticed the old man to hurry just a little too much. ...
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Biden rushes back to Washington after winning at Mar a Lago resort before Trump finds out he lost at golf as well.
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Old 25th Apr 2021, 16:47
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Wink And the WINNER is...

I might have gone with something like “Hoping to become Pope after his term as President, Joe practices genuflection…”, or “The Prez keeps ‘em in stitches with his dead cat imitation.”

Alright then! Votes are in, stuffed, validated, and counted and we can declare a winner! Only eight total candidates in this race, all of whom ran excellent campaigns and contributed superbly.

Of special merit are Kiltrash with “Who pressed the EMERGENCY STOP button on the escalator?”, Nutloose opining “So that’s why they call the carpet a Wilton.” (This American had to use Google-Fu to learn of Wilton Carpet), Treadigraph scores with “I hadn't realized POTUS meant being part of a Hal Needham film…” (I actually appeared in the Hal Needham/Burt Reynolds movie Stroker Ace, the New York Times Must MISS feature of 1983!), and Ascend Charlie with “Damn Donald left a Bunnings onion on the steps!” (I had to research this one as well. Those sausages with onions looked delectable!)

But the new Stand Up Comic-elect is Nutty with “DROP AND GIVE ME FIVE YOU SONOFABITCH!! USMC pfc Shultz, honor guard, knew he shouldn’t have, but heck it was fun.” Comedic insolence writ large – summa cum laude, Sir!

Kamala LaLa Ding Dong will be over with the stolen CST after these messages!

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Old 26th Apr 2021, 09:34
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Thank you
Ok Try this one, courtesy of the IWM

https://www.iwm.org.uk/collections/i...ject/205189975
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