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We’d better add old folk to the banned list on using the Peleton treadmill.
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I thought this thing was built at Everett not Everest...
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Presidential Command No 213: Formation of a new military force. Air Mobility Scooter.
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DROP AND GIVE ME FIVE YOU SONOFABITCH!! USMC pfc Shultz, honor guard, knew he shouldn’t have, but heck it was fun.
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Donald smiles when he realises the old fishing wire across the step trick worked.
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Washington to Baltimore was just a short trip.
Having had several beers to many at the after Inauguration party, President Biden makes his way home carefully. Discovers his wife had changed the locks and he slept on the steps.
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Et Tu Potus?
And the WINNER is...
I might have gone with something like “Hoping to become Pope after his term as President, Joe practices genuflection…”, or “The Prez keeps ‘em in stitches with his dead cat imitation.”
Alright then! Votes are in, stuffed, validated, and counted and we can declare a winner! Only eight total candidates in this race, all of whom ran excellent campaigns and contributed superbly.
Of special merit are Kiltrash with “Who pressed the EMERGENCY STOP button on the escalator?”, Nutloose opining “So that’s why they call the carpet a Wilton.” (This American had to use Google-Fu to learn of Wilton Carpet), Treadigraph scores with “I hadn't realized POTUS meant being part of a Hal Needham film…” (I actually appeared in the Hal Needham/Burt Reynolds movie Stroker Ace, the New York Times Must MISS feature of 1983!), and Ascend Charlie with “Damn Donald left a Bunnings onion on the steps!” (I had to research this one as well. Those sausages with onions looked delectable!)
But the new Stand Up Comic-elect is Nutty with “DROP AND GIVE ME FIVE YOU SONOFABITCH!! USMC pfc Shultz, honor guard, knew he shouldn’t have, but heck it was fun.” Comedic insolence writ large – summa cum laude, Sir!
Kamala LaLa Ding Dong will be over with the stolen CST after these messages!
- Ed
Alright then! Votes are in, stuffed, validated, and counted and we can declare a winner! Only eight total candidates in this race, all of whom ran excellent campaigns and contributed superbly.
Of special merit are Kiltrash with “Who pressed the EMERGENCY STOP button on the escalator?”, Nutloose opining “So that’s why they call the carpet a Wilton.” (This American had to use Google-Fu to learn of Wilton Carpet), Treadigraph scores with “I hadn't realized POTUS meant being part of a Hal Needham film…” (I actually appeared in the Hal Needham/Burt Reynolds movie Stroker Ace, the New York Times Must MISS feature of 1983!), and Ascend Charlie with “Damn Donald left a Bunnings onion on the steps!” (I had to research this one as well. Those sausages with onions looked delectable!)
But the new Stand Up Comic-elect is Nutty with “DROP AND GIVE ME FIVE YOU SONOFABITCH!! USMC pfc Shultz, honor guard, knew he shouldn’t have, but heck it was fun.” Comedic insolence writ large – summa cum laude, Sir!
Kamala LaLa Ding Dong will be over with the stolen CST after these messages!
- Ed
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Thank you
Ok Try this one, courtesy of the IWM
https://www.iwm.org.uk/collections/i...ject/205189975