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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 20th Jun 2022, 00:25
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What do you mean you couldn't maintain visual contact?

It kept disappearing into the smile.
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 01:29
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Ugh! My Shorts are too tight!
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 01:54
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Apprentice thought tbe chief was only pulling his leg when he was sent to stores and get a tin of Tartan Paint...
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 01:56
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My the Irish Air Corps new scheme for their latest Air Defence Fighter ....was decided by a public vote.
or
a committee
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 01:58
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Don't you dare call my son Fuggin Ugly ...
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 02:00
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Well Sir, this is one aircraft the trainee Parachute team will be only too glad to jump out off. Jump master can leave his size 12 boots on the ground
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 02:40
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The first of the Banana Splits aircraft shows off the Bingo paintscheme. Wait till you see Fleagle, Drooper and Snorky. La la la, lalala la...
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 04:11
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The only problem is the limited pilots peripheral vision.

What do you mean ?

Well the pilots all wear paper bags over their heads with just 2 little holes cut in the front so nobody will recognize them as so desperate they will even fly such a butt ugly airplane…
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 04:27
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Just needs chicken feet painted on the landing gear struts and it would be perfect for any drop zone .

I must need help as I like it , Dude . Pronounced Doooed .
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 04:35
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Not content with an aviation product that resembles a shoe box and not the usual cigar tube profile the Monty Python School of Aeronautical Engineering allows for something completely different when they give the Artistes carte blanch to go full Terry Gilliam on the art work .
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 06:08
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Who ordered the Square Meal. ...Officers, for the use off??
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 07:01
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Well Sir, you have to admit as graffiti goes....they did a pretty good job!
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 07:04
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Hoskins, next time you bring your son to work.....leave the crayons at home!
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 07:04
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Igor. I don't think you have grasped the idea of a 'Special Operation'...
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 07:22
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To avoid outraging public decency, Treadigraph, Nutloose and other contenders for the latest CST round refrain from reposting the image...
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 07:36
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"Why don't we sponsor an aircraft to do the rounds of the air shows?" asked the Colgate advertising executive.
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 07:40
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Heath Robinson's patented fly killer was surprisingly effective, if a little over-engineered...
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 07:47
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Too close for missles, switching to gums..
Oh fer gawd sake Mav, give it up, you retired and now a civil pilot..
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 07:49
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Amazing what Photoshop can do said Mr Taylor
I took this In Belfast outside the Shorts production line in Primer
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Old 20th Jun 2022, 08:02
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How on earth did you find anybody willing to fly it?

Oh, we recruited a visually challenged pilot...
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