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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 9th Jun 2022, 20:43
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On my day off i take him stand up wakeboarding...well you don't think I can release the ropes with paws do you..
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Old 9th Jun 2022, 20:51
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A picture of the RFC's finest...and on the left is a pilot
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Old 9th Jun 2022, 20:53
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123's squadron mess mascot, Ginny the cat, is in for a shock..HeHeHeHe
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Old 9th Jun 2022, 20:54
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What ! So I brought my dog to the dogfight, why does everyone think that's odd ?
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Old 9th Jun 2022, 20:57
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Sadly the dog had to be taken into custody by the SPCA. Having to watch Bloggin's attempts to fly was deemed to be animal cruelty
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Old 9th Jun 2022, 23:06
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'Kennel Snoopy, you nearly did for us that time...
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Old 10th Jun 2022, 00:57
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Dam it, Fido! If I wanted to hear "don't mind if I do" instead of a bearing for Havana, I could have stuck with a human navigator.
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Old 10th Jun 2022, 01:43
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I won’t say he has a high opinion of himself. But when I said I was going to shoot Sirius, he had three legs out of the cockpit before I could stop him.
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Old 10th Jun 2022, 01:44
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Admiral Halsey....Naval Aviator....the early days.
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Old 10th Jun 2022, 05:37
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The roster clerk's dyslexia became apparent when he was passed a note to "find another Sky God to cover the no-show".
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Old 10th Jun 2022, 05:54
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"Rex, you fly well, but your R/T is barking mad"
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Old 10th Jun 2022, 08:34
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"Sir, I think its an awfully cruel joke on Smithers to replace me as his Nav with a dog!"

"Don't worry Hoskins.....it was his request!"
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Old 10th Jun 2022, 08:49
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Don't worry Fido, we're not going anywhere near North Korea....you won't need that last cigarette
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Old 10th Jun 2022, 08:50
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"Actually, that's not a cigar, I had him depenistrated...
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Old 10th Jun 2022, 09:57
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Early John Noakes and Shep stunt for Blue Peter gets off to a flying start...
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Old 10th Jun 2022, 16:58
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Sorry I cannot allow you to fly....
Oh why??...queried the Pilot
Your passenger cannot prove their Covid Distemper or Rabies Status...said the Ryanair Ground Agent
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Old 10th Jun 2022, 17:11
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Pilots job is to feed the dog , the dogs job is to bite the pilot if he attempts to touch the controls !

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Old 10th Jun 2022, 17:14
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That instructor sure is a mean old dog , and chews my bottom if the flight is less than the perfect standard .

I still have difficulty understanding his banter , Squiffy . Are you sure he is one of our well bred hounds and not one of those foreign puppies ?
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Old 10th Jun 2022, 17:23
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Of course he can't fly it! But he can bark all the words to "A Bold Aviator..."
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Old 10th Jun 2022, 22:43
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I see you're working your nav like a dog.

Yeah. He almost walked, but I tossed him a transfer to Lancers next tour.
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