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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 13th Jun 2022, 09:29
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Messier's boycott led to unfortunate solutions for the Russian's V-22'ski; Lt Browns Vampire landing technique was less than satisfactory at the Tunguska testing ground.
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 09:35
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 09:36
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Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm Ok...
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 14:40
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Okay, technically, you did make the landing stick, but those aren't really sticks now are they?
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Whilst the accident report was confidential, there was an immediate cessation of Curries in the Catering menu...
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"Red 94591. Is it still like Beggars Canyon back home?"
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Captains Log: Recommend not turning on DJI Drones on the ground in the Donbas area!
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 14:49
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Hugheski's гусь из ели was an ill-fated attempt to address sanction induced supply chain issues.

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You were only supposed to cut the doors off.
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 15:03
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...and just how fast was the Lampost going when it hit you?.
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 15:04
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...and there was little 'ol me thinking it was only the CL-44 Freighter that had a swing tail.

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Old 13th Jun 2022, 15:06
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I hope the village don't find out exactly how their power was suddenly cut off...
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 15:11
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"Did I undershoot?" you ask, Hoskinski... only the whole bloody aerodrome!
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 15:11
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What do you mean I can't log it?
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 15:12
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That was a treemendous landing there Hoskins
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 15:12
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I told you what would happen if we flew over Poleland
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 15:14
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Up armouring the belly was a stupid idea Hoskins.
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 15:16
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He says he can't call the base for recovery because the phone lines are down in the local area again!
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 15:17
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Well, it looks more like a ruptured Duck than an Osprey
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 15:19
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Put it in the tech log as a wiring problem caused the crash, just do not mention the 100 yards of phone line as the cause.
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 15:21
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Sod the poles, are the dancers ok?
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