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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 12th Jun 2022, 20:14
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Now that is what you call a tech log.
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Knew it was a mistake landing at St Athan....or Liverpool
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Old 12th Jun 2022, 20:17
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Insurance cut and shut ...I presume
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Old 12th Jun 2022, 20:19
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Breaking action poor.
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Old 12th Jun 2022, 20:22
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...and Let that be a lesson to us all...
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Old 12th Jun 2022, 20:25
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We're gonna need a shed load of duck-tape!
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That corduroy runway may not have been the best idea after all.
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Old 12th Jun 2022, 20:56
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It worked! It worked!

What worked, Hoskinski?

The fuse failed before anything else.
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Old 12th Jun 2022, 22:17
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Take a right at the corner.

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Old 12th Jun 2022, 23:08
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"94951, you are badly broken, say again?"
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 01:22
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I’d rather be flying Rubber Dog**** out of Hong Kong than flying Putins **** out of Belarus.
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Damn Putins logs have leaked out of the special briefcase.
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 01:26
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I know the male steward Copt it, you better go down the back and see if the beavers alright, I think we landed on a house.
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 06:18
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The Lumberjack special gets them right to the heart of the action...

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Old 13th Jun 2022, 06:19
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Hope the runway in Rwanda is finished in time....well after all the legal challenges we ain't going for a year ot two.
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 06:22
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Skip, think we lost a engine...
Well look down the side of the sofa, that's usually where lost things are..
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 06:23
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Early attempt at VTOL using a lift fan proved problematic
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Old 13th Jun 2022, 07:52
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It didn't take a Ukrainian farmer long to find a way of dragging it home...
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Having lost a engine the Captain told the First Officer to lighten the load...
Afterwards said I meant let the Parachute Club out not chop the plane in half...
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