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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Macron visiting you? No chance, he'd need a note from teacher...
Gnome de PPRuNe
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To be perfectly honest Boris, this visit to Croydon feels less safe than Kyiv...
Don't worry Vlod, there's a decent pub just around the corner!
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"Well, I know the feeling. I'm being targeted by at least 54 Back-Bench Drones ..."
Soldier (r) to soldier (l) '...platitudes, lies and empty promises, it must be Putin in disguise.'
or
Comedian (l) to ex-comedian (r) 'When you clear this lot up, you should build a garden bridge - I have a set of plans I don't need any more.'
or
Comedian (l) to ex-comedian (r) 'When you clear this lot up, you should build a garden bridge - I have a set of plans I don't need any more.'
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Well. That’s guaranteed your vote was a success now you need to keep us in power.
Q. What's the difference between Paddington and Boris?
A. Paddington knows how to behave when he's got a bear (bare) ass!
Comments to Volodymyr Zelenskyy
- Ed
A. Paddington knows how to behave when he's got a bear (bare) ass!
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I’ll get this shout in, 5 beers luv..
"why is talking about carp ponds?"
Sorry everyone, was delayed with a family emergency involving the fast Ambulance service but the patient is now safe in hospital. Many thanks to Ian and James the Paramedics that attended...
However the votes have been received, counted and verified I can revel the 1st looser, ie runner up is Buster with
However the winner for another 4 years can only be MPN With
However the votes have been received, counted and verified I can revel the 1st looser, ie runner up is Buster with
Thank you for visiting Mr. President. Any support you can give us here in Liverpool would be greatly appreciated!
"Well, I know the feeling. I'm being targeted by at least 54 Back-Bench Drones ..."
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Thank you, Kiltrash!
Unfortunately I have nothing prepared, and I'm rather busy right now... would Buster be kind enough to take the reins?
Unfortunately I have nothing prepared, and I'm rather busy right now... would Buster be kind enough to take the reins?
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It's been so long since he won one, you might need to refresh Busters mind as to the rules 
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