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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Jun 2022, 08:42
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Macron visiting you? No chance, he'd need a note from teacher...
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Old 6th Jun 2022, 09:35
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Can you get these photographers away or get me a Ukraine branded hi-vis jacket


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Old 6th Jun 2022, 09:38
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Soldier 1 to soldier 2 " No idea, but he needs a bloody good haircut!"

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Old 6th Jun 2022, 12:38
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Soldier 1 to soldier 2 "I will be glad to get out of here and back to the Ukraine ....this East London is a dangerous place!"
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Old 6th Jun 2022, 13:11
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"You do know Prime Minister, that I don't get a vote in the No Confidence motion, even if I did want to vote for you..."
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Old 6th Jun 2022, 14:27
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Originally Posted by 622
Soldier 1 to soldier 2 "I will be glad to get out of here and back to the Ukraine ....this East London is a dangerous place!"
Or...

To be perfectly honest Boris, this visit to Croydon feels less safe than Kyiv...

Don't worry Vlod, there's a decent pub just around the corner!
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Old 6th Jun 2022, 17:36
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"Well, I know the feeling. I'm being targeted by at least 54 Back-Bench Drones ..."
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Old 6th Jun 2022, 20:02
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Soldier (r) to soldier (l) '...platitudes, lies and empty promises, it must be Putin in disguise.'

or

Comedian (l) to ex-comedian (r) 'When you clear this lot up, you should build a garden bridge - I have a set of plans I don't need any more.'
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Old 6th Jun 2022, 20:46
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Well. That’s guaranteed your vote was a success now you need to keep us in power.
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Old 6th Jun 2022, 20:51
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You've got the hard hat on, YOU tell him that boob is a hologram!
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Old 6th Jun 2022, 21:54
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Q. What's the difference between Paddington and Boris?
A. Paddington knows how to behave when he's got a bear (bare) ass!

Comments to Volodymyr Zelenskyy

- Ed
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Old 7th Jun 2022, 09:11
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Last orders please. Call this one 10pm uk tonight
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Old 7th Jun 2022, 22:41
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I’ll get this shout in, 5 beers luv..
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 02:13
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"why is talking about carp ponds?"
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 05:47
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Sorry everyone, was delayed with a family emergency involving the fast Ambulance service but the patient is now safe in hospital. Many thanks to Ian and James the Paramedics that attended...
However the votes have been received, counted and verified I can revel the 1st looser, ie runner up is Buster with

Thank you for visiting Mr. President. Any support you can give us here in Liverpool would be greatly appreciated!
However the winner for another 4 years can only be MPN With

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Old 8th Jun 2022, 08:33
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Thank you, Kiltrash!

Unfortunately I have nothing prepared, and I'm rather busy right now... would Buster be kind enough to take the reins?
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 09:23
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It's been so long since he won one, you might need to refresh Busters mind as to the rules
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 09:54
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
It's been so long since he won one, you might need to refresh Busters mind as to the rules
Miaow!

OK, anyone else if he doesn't respond by noon?
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 13:45
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Back away from the keyboard Nutty, I’ve got this…



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Old 8th Jun 2022, 13:51
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"How long has Fido smoked?"

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