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Old 8th Jun 2022, 13:53
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"Now look N***er, that will kill you!
..put it out and go for a healthy run on the road outside instead!"

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Old 8th Jun 2022, 13:54
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"How are the Cigars?"

"Rough!"
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 14:05
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Fido’s callsign was, curiously, ‘Winston’.
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 14:37
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Bit late on the roll up, Hoskins...
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 14:47
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Seen in one of the inspection hatches atop the envelope, mechanic Fritz Von Hoskins and the ship's dog Stoffel share a quick cigar to celebrate The Hindenberg's safe arrival at Lakehurst, NJ...
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 14:52
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Well we're not testing cosmetics out on him are we, said Bert Woodbine of the The Tobacco Manufacturers' Association
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Well we had to give him something to take his mind off things as we sawed his horns off at the stump, and he grew addicted.
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 14:56
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I said, Smoke Me A Kipper and i'll be back for breakfast!!!
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 14:57
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Well he could never get on with chewing tobbaco on account that he couldn't spit.


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Old 8th Jun 2022, 15:29
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I knew it was a mistake telling Hoskins to read Robert L. Scott’s memoir.
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 16:09
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Talk to me Goose..
Look for the Forth time, I'm NOT a goose ...im a dog
Well the last dog I had in the cockpit, she's now my wife..
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 16:11
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Early Isle of Man picture of the Sidecar TT. ..
Well the rules say there has to be a passenger..
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 16:13
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Ryanair check their T&C's and there were no regulation about nervous flyer animal support..
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 16:16
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At Pendine, Sir Malcolm takes his pooch for a spin, and enters the Guinness Book of World Records for the fastest dog....
Yes but the Cigar.?
Well i had to entice him with something but I had run out of Bonio...
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 16:23
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At Brooklands the " Run what you Brung " on the banked circuit gets mixed up with the Greyhound race..
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 16:31
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I keep finding dog ends in the cockpit...
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 17:08
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Better a dog in the cockpit than a fox in the henhouse.
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 17:33
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Oh God! I said "Sit!" and he misheard me over the slipstream...
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 18:17
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Boscombe Downs Aircraft Test & Evaluation Sqn noted that while overall the general handling was positive, rudder control could be a bit hit and miss due to the dog attempting to hump the pilots leg.
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Old 8th Jun 2022, 18:20
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Having not got any maps Pilot Hoskins was convinced the Nav was navigating his route via a dogleg.
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