Caption Competition Mk III
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Unfortunately, the Aircrew Parachute Course that involved jumping from a Hercules into Poole Harbour had been cancelled on cost grounds. Hoskins couldn't understand the reasoning because the savings were just a drop in the ocean.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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AD 1978 caption, BBC Head of Light Entertainment to the DG: "I'm not really sure who is on Top of the Pops this week, I believe these are Pansy People or The Village Idiots or some such silly name..."
Jesus have you seen the woodworm, it's a death trap I tell you. Condem the structure. ....
Don't you know there's a War on. Do you think the Jerry's will use soft rubber swimming aids as you land?
Don't you know there's a War on. Do you think the Jerry's will use soft rubber swimming aids as you land?
Pike......Captain Mainwaring, I can see the German Invasion Fleet.....
Captain......Stupid boy we're 60 miles inland
Fraser.....Why is it called Walmington-on-sea then?
Sgt Wilson....Very high tide sir?
Captain......Stupid boy we're 60 miles inland
Fraser.....Why is it called Walmington-on-sea then?
Sgt Wilson....Very high tide sir?
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"Don't deploy your chute until you're 10 feet off the ground Paddy."
"Bejeezus, and what if the thing doesn't work?"
"You can jump 10 feet can't you?"
"I, that I can, let's be going then"
"Bejeezus, and what if the thing doesn't work?"
"You can jump 10 feet can't you?"
"I, that I can, let's be going then"
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Don't worry, look, they've turned the sound down so no one will hear your screams.