Caption Competition Mk III
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Smile for the punters dear, they are paying to keep us in Bollinger
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During my meetings with the Prime Manister I'm going to have Sir Ian Hislop MBE KC as my Political Advisor..
( yes I know Royals don't get involved Politics but wouldn't it be fun..😊
( yes I know Royals don't get involved Politics but wouldn't it be fun..😊
(Chuckles) "Shall I lend you my sword so you can lop his blasted head off?"
(Kate) "How about I lop yours off, you old fool, and Willy can take over as King?"
(Kate) "How about I lop yours off, you old fool, and Willy can take over as King?"
Owing to Budget reductions at the Firm, Jug Ears had to settle for a Idi Amin Da Da hand me down.
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"You do realise I'm going to have to pay for another medal to be added to my rack?"
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Wait until you see the dress Camilla will wear on stage at the concert tonight, she looks like she should be in the latest Harry Potter movie.
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So have you told Louis, you are planning to have him circumcised?
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Yersss, Camilla found them on the curtains in the foyer and thought they would add a bit of bling, what do you think?
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Yess, it’s multifunctional, she can use it as a walking stick, but it has a sword in it for cutting the odd ceremonial cake, the handle can also be used to hook the odd sheep too, but she has found it handy for rounding up the grandchildren.
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I’m looking forward to the Flypast though I hear they have retired the 146, I tried to retire one myself, don’t you know..