Caption Competition Mk III

[Chu Chu]

The mission was scratched when it proved impossible to find an appropriate callsign for the Esteemed Leader's wingman. (The protocol chief, of course, was shot at dawn.)

[622]

General "No glorious leader, when he said it must be a faulty knob on the end of the control column....he did not mean you!"

Engineer thinks .....That is exactly what I meant!

[622]

OK, now get the choir assembled on the grass over there to hum the Top Gun theme!

[MPN11]

peering myopically at instruments ... "This G-meter thing, that something to do with G-spot for female pilots?"

[Chu Chu]

The headrest cover looked nice, but was placed too high to address the crews' concerns about lice.

[NutLoose]

You may have seen Captain chung in the film Topgun glorious leader..
Was he maverwick?
No, he was the one that bugged out..

[NutLoose]

And this is the ADF, no good in North Korea as we have no beacons, but it tunes into Radio Seoul vary good leader... we use it to liste... err navigate to our targets.

[Dan Gerous]

What is this here?
It's the IFF Great Leader
Why do we need that, everyone is our foe.

[c52]

"I deeply regret that the sun is almost shining into your eyes, dear Leader and Great Pilot. I shall have an aircraft designed that always takes off and lands with the sun behind it," (thinks - just as soon as I've arranged my passage to Seoul)

[treadigraph]

LFO: What is this red light for?

General: Oh it means that the weight of the seat occupant takes it outside ejection parameters...

LFO: WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT?

General (with astonishing mental agility): Yes, your Worshipfullness, you are too LIGHT for the seat to work properly...

[c52]

"Yes, of course those two long bits of metal pointing up at the sky are your skis."

[c52]

"What is this flashing red light? It says O-V-E-R-W-E-I-G-H-T."

[treadigraph]

LFO: Those bastard PPRuNers are using my magnificent likeness for another caption contest. Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

(General in aside to his lackey: Quick, get the sink plunger, hurry, man, hurry, before he self-immolates)

[c52]

"Why am I in a trainer aircraft? I demand a supersonic bomber for my ab initio training."

[c52]

"OK, I'm going to take-off now, but first you two have to get in the back with - WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR PENCILS AND NOTEBOOKS?"

[c52]

"Most certainly not, Dear Leader. I assure you you did not land on the grass. Some idiot moved the runway, that's all, and he has already been shot."

[Ascend Charlie]

"Instead of putting you two in front of the anti-aircraft guns, I will just push this button marked "CROSE RID""

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Now, when I was on rightnings.....

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

You two have kicked the tires? Ok, so I think this one rights the fires.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Next sir, I will just connect the oxygen mask to your helmet.
But I'm not wearing a helmet.
Oh.