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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 25th Apr 2022, 16:47
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I love this job, I get to dress up in all sorts of stuff, it's just like my old nanny's dressing up box, yesterday I was an Indian.
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 16:53
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Hey, have you heard the one about WRAC's? apparently you screw them up against a wall, geddit WRAC's....racks?.
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 18:18
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The PM goes to support the local Conservative Candidate in the bye election ...who responded with " Do I not need this? "
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 18:22
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Trooper reading the PM's latest tweet, Congratulations to Le Pen for a stunning victory in the Presidential Election and he looks forward to closely working with her one on one...
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 18:26
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 19:01
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So I had a beer in the mess earlier and there was an old shilling in the bottom of my tankard, what does that mean?
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 19:03
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Tell you what guys, these pockets are brilliant. You can get a couple of bottles in each of them.
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 19:05
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Have you anything in a Hi-Viz?
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 19:06
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You get the meat and I'll throw some napalm on the barbie.
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 19:47
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“is there some cake, Major?”
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 20:21
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Only later after the PM was Tasered was it discovered the wires sticking out his pockets were a previous soldier's April Fool



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Old 25th Apr 2022, 20:27
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Boris WAS surprised when Pfc Sky produced the DNA Paternity test that proved he IS her father
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 20:29
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What? Tomorrow is Tuesday, so I have to meet that awful woman again....ffs....
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 21:33
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I must NOT laugh, I MUST NOT laugh! My pictures showing he has no trousers on will be worth a fortune!
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Old 26th Apr 2022, 04:03
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Well no stores did not have a beret to fit my head, you know Brain the size of a Planet.
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What, wear a beret? You know just how much this coffured hair style costs, do you think money grows on trees??
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Old 26th Apr 2022, 05:12
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Ah, so your the one that's been complaining about the state of the Married Quarters on your Base, care to come into the bedroom and we can discuss what your needs are while your husbands in Ukraine..
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Old 26th Apr 2022, 05:33
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Ah, Captain, you have NOT answered a direct question put to you by your Prime Minister, well done would you like a position in my Cabinet??
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Old 26th Apr 2022, 08:18
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"What are we here for?"
"Tanks, Prime Minister."
"You're welcome, but, what are we here for?"
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Old 26th Apr 2022, 15:10
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The GMB Presenter FINALLY gets a interview with the Prime Minister but only after joining the 1420 Hussars
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Old 26th Apr 2022, 15:17
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I'd rather you didn't stand at ease Dear, or the Mail on Sunday will infer something from it.
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