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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 13th Apr 2022, 10:41
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This beats throwing all the house keys into the hat, Ok, first off.. we are playing for a night with Pete's wife...
Pete's wife?...... I fold
Me too, I fold..
I fold too.....
Pete, you can't fold, she is your wife!



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Old 13th Apr 2022, 10:42
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Why " Maintainance hours " are always a factor of 6 on " Flight Hours "
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Old 13th Apr 2022, 10:43
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Hank the Presidents been on the phone, can we get the aircraft ready.??
No i didnt vote for him anyhow.
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In-Service Aircraft Recognition Training for Marine Aviation Techs was greatly enhanced by the posting of labels just above the Nose Gear locations.....but required modifications for the UH and AH series Aircraft.
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Old 13th Apr 2022, 13:51
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I've got Al-Majid, Zubaydi, Al-Sattar Muhammad, Shalah, and Al-Ghafar or, as you peasants know it as, a Straight Flush!
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After reshuffling the FRCs, they laid bets on who would get airborne and return.
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Old 13th Apr 2022, 17:39
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Pearl Harbor, Sat Dec 6 1941..." good news lads, Washington has stood us down for the week end "
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Old 13th Apr 2022, 22:52
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What are we playing, Trumps?
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Old 13th Apr 2022, 23:04
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I'm bored with this, anyone play chess?
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Guy on far left back looking pensive

"I know it a Navy jet but just because we are Air Force shouldn't mean we won't work on it, right ?"

All the rest now do a good job of pretending they did not hear him

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OK you lot of know nothing, wet behind the ears Millennial wannabe techs you are now going to finally learn something useful; Texas Holdem poker !
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Pensive guy;
"But, the RAAF... 'Air Force'... have these...why do they still have arrestor hooks? There's something going on I tell ya!"
"Jesus Frank, give it a rest!"
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Old 14th Apr 2022, 10:31
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"My pair of fours beats your royal flush!"
"Yeah? Sez who??"
"Smith, Wesson, and me..."
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Right lads you can crouch down now, we have re attached the Port Wing Undercarriage...
Thanks
( Lucky they were playing cards just in the right formation )
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Thinking he had won this round hands down, Commander Putin, on detachment from the Russian Navy was taken aback when his bid of one Exocet was trumped by Hanks bid of two Neptune's
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Old 15th Apr 2022, 08:17
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I'm bored with this, let's play Battleships instead...

(That's a caption and not a comment on the CapComp! )
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Sigh…just think we could be at sea with the fleet…. On second thoughts
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Old 15th Apr 2022, 10:31
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Do I have to partner with him again? Last time he bid four no trumps, and he had jack spit.

Okay, okay, someone else can take a turn with Vlad.
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Playing snap for Snap-on tools 🛠
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