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Old 25th Apr 2022, 10:57
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"OK, where's the par...er, business meeting?
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 11:11
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Its a Flak jacket you're going to need mate, not a camouflage one!
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 11:15
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Tell me the boys don't call me Tarzan, they used to call Heseltine Tarzan..

No Sir, they call you Cheetah.
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 11:17
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Have you ever thought of joining the infantry?, I only ask as I am sending your tank to Ukraine.
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 11:20
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Boris, it's short for Bog Off Rish
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 11:21
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..And you are sure Sgt Major that there are no phones here that could catch a pic of an embarrasing moment?
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 11:22
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Gas? not a problem, A damned good vindaloo and a few beers and I have gas a plenty.
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 12:08
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 12:09
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Tell me, do you use your basic instincts to distract the enemy?
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 12:17
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I say, could I hide in your big metal tank for a while?
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 12:21
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Ammunition? The press already have plenty….
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 12:40
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So I'm guessing you two ladies make the tea?...clean the tanks?

...where are the chaps who do the real work?
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 12:51
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Your Mate is off on an Exchange Tour with the Bangladeshi's because of his comment about my hair....do you wish to go with him?
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 12:55
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...and what's your name miss??
Ogyni sir
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 12:56
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I say would you please move your little tank soon ??
Oh why the hurry sir
You've parked the damm thing on my foot
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 13:00
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Only when the picture was sold to and published did the Prime Minister realise he was wearing his pants over his trousers.
In the Commons he said he wanted to be known as Superman from now on..
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 13:02
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During the interview with Forces TV the Prime Minister was distracted when the Ice Cream van came past....
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 13:03
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So I take it with all this crap on I will blend in with the furniture and be able to have a few bevies with the troops back at No10?
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Old 25th Apr 2022, 13:05
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The PM wished this was a photo opertunity with the boss of JCB.
( The boss of JCB is a multi m doner to the Conservative party. ..alleged. .)

thanks Nutty for putting me right on this, however the lawyers are content ..

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Old 25th Apr 2022, 13:11
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Can I have a beret like yours? Then I could do my Frank Spencer impression...
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