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Tell me the boys don't call me Tarzan, they used to call Heseltine Tarzan..
No Sir, they call you Cheetah.
No Sir, they call you Cheetah.

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Have you ever thought of joining the infantry?, I only ask as I am sending your tank to Ukraine.

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Boris, it's short for Bog Off Rish

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Gas? not a problem, A damned good vindaloo and a few beers and I have gas a plenty.

Only when the picture was sold to and published did the Prime Minister realise he was wearing his pants over his trousers.
In the Commons he said he wanted to be known as Superman from now on..
In the Commons he said he wanted to be known as Superman from now on..

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So I take it with all this crap on I will blend in with the furniture and be able to have a few bevies with the troops back at No10?

The PM wished this was a photo opertunity with the boss of JCB.
( The boss of JCB is a multi £m doner to the Conservative party. ..alleged. .)
thanks Nutty for putting me right on this, however the lawyers are content ..
( The boss of JCB is a multi £m doner to the Conservative party. ..alleged. .)
thanks Nutty for putting me right on this, however the lawyers are content ..
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