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If I wanted a Stinger up my ass I would eat a Vindaloo..... See ya.....
Special mentions for:
Andytug: 'Navski, do clouds normally contain tractors?...Navski?.........'
Dan Gerous: 'OK, Kiev is straight ahead, 100KM. I'm just going to get off here and walk back.'
Hydromet for getting cabbage and beluga caviar into one sentence.
Buster for 'Too close for missiles, switching to.... RUN!!!!!!'
However, I love a bad pun so in reverse order:
3rd Kiltrash with 'You know your in (t)rouble when the Autopilot bales out'
2nd Treaders with 'We are over Sweden? I'm not Putin up with this Special Operation
anymore - tell 'em I got Stockholm Syndrome...'
But the winner (once again) of the CST for a Звезда pun is Nutty with 'Cyrillic Bang and the stain is on…..' CST will be delivered by Martin Baker due to sanctions preventing Zvezda fulfilling the contract.
Update 051426A mar 2022 - I have PM'd NutLoose
Andytug: 'Navski, do clouds normally contain tractors?...Navski?.........'
Dan Gerous: 'OK, Kiev is straight ahead, 100KM. I'm just going to get off here and walk back.'
Hydromet for getting cabbage and beluga caviar into one sentence.
Buster for 'Too close for missiles, switching to.... RUN!!!!!!'
However, I love a bad pun so in reverse order:
3rd Kiltrash with 'You know your in (t)rouble when the Autopilot bales out'
2nd Treaders with 'We are over Sweden? I'm not Putin up with this Special Operation
anymore - tell 'em I got Stockholm Syndrome...'But the winner (once again) of the CST for a Звезда pun is Nutty with 'Cyrillic Bang and the stain is on…..' CST will be delivered by Martin Baker due to sanctions preventing Zvezda fulfilling the contract.
Update 051426A mar 2022 - I have PM'd NutLoose
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Thank you, Open house for low count people 
Don't get all excited Buster, I am not referring to your sperm count
Don't get all excited Buster, I am not referring to your sperm count
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I’ll teach the bastard to say he didn’t like my sticky toffee pudding..
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Who needs an apple corer when you’ve got one of these puppies…
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I've asked next door nicely to keep their cat out of my garden, but would they listen?
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Ohhh cool, Jehovah’s Witnesses coming down my drive, I needed some practice…
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Just put that parking ticket on my car, I dare you…
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I could shoot the c*ck off a gnat at 1000 yds, but that nosey cow at No 9 will have to do.
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Right I’ve got my food processor out, now where’s that bloody noisy cockerel?
I thought I bought a Humber Super Snipe off EBay, but the bloody auto-correct sent me an Umbra Super Sniper. No worries, once I work out how to use it, that rotten Fedex dude will be the first to go.
