Special mentions for:
Andytug: 'Navski, do clouds normally contain tractors?...Navski?.........'
Dan Gerous: 'OK, Kiev is straight ahead, 100KM. I'm just going to get off here and walk back.'
Hydromet for getting cabbage and beluga caviar into one sentence.
Buster for 'Too close for missiles, switching to....
RUN!!!!!!'
However, I love a bad pun so in reverse order:
3rd Kiltrash with 'You know your in (t)rouble when the Autopilot bales out'
2nd Treaders with 'We are over Sweden? I'm not Putin up with this Special Operation
anymore - tell 'em I got Stockholm Syndrome...'
But the winner (once again) of the CST for a Звезда pun is Nutty with 'Cyrillic Bang and the stain is on…..' CST will be delivered by Martin Baker due to sanctions preventing Zvezda fulfilling the contract.
Update 051426A mar 2022 - I have PM'd NutLoose