Okay, it's time to call this one.
Worthy of mention (and mentioned in no particular order):
Nutloose with:
"I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires, I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires, I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires, I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires, I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires,.... can I get out now?"
And also: "anything you can do I can do better...... I can do anything better than you...."
622 with: "When you said I would be operating an 'in line 10' ...I thought I would be the pilot, not the gunner!"
SLXOwft with: "... und ve haf der 30-wege difference engine to control ze order of firing."
Treadigraph with: "Von Hoskins reveals his multi-barrelled water pistol for taking on the enema...":
And MPN11, with: "Getting within 25m of the enemy proved difficult."
But taking home the noted Cap Comp Trophy is Wensleydale with: "In the event of a spin, Lugerzade helps recovery."
I'll send the trophy as soon as the 3-D printer finishes the nine duplicates I'm adding on.