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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 15th Mar 2022, 01:22
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The only gun that uses more Austro Hungarian moustache wax than the gunner .
The usual spit flies off in a dive , the moustache wax provides excellent foresight contrast up to five rounds and then it melts and then we use it to Polish our boots ,
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Old 15th Mar 2022, 02:05
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Sure, it looks fearsome. It's just that every time I cock it, all the bullets fall out of the bottom ones.
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Old 15th Mar 2022, 02:39
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Fed up with being the regular butt of high jinks in the Officers' Mess - and finding crumbs in his unterhose, Gefreiter Schtummel applied his considerable mechanical know how to the task of inventing the toast rack...
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I'm real aircrew - I'm only checked out to fire the pistol!
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Old 15th Mar 2022, 06:57
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Mr Gattling, the early years
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Old 15th Mar 2022, 06:59
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Dr Jones is told to fire at 1 o'clock checks his watch and exclaimed , but it's only 10 o' clock
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Old 15th Mar 2022, 07:00
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Tail end Charlie, asked how did you know my names Charlie...
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Old 15th Mar 2022, 07:02
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Hope he's wearing Factor 50 or after the patrol will have a stripy face
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Old 15th Mar 2022, 07:14
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....and lastly for me , cause I'm off to Cheltenham for a couple of days,

Dastardly finally gets the Pigeon

( hope I still have a shirt on my back when I get home )
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Old 15th Mar 2022, 08:45
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Quick Draw McGraw's secret revealed!
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Say, didn't we work together on the Death Star? The second one...
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The NRA is prepared for anything Biden throws at them!
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The A-10's predecessor, the a-01
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Old 15th Mar 2022, 08:49
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I don’t know if it scares the enemy….but it certainly scares me!
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Old 15th Mar 2022, 09:26
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When you said I would be operating an 'in line 10' ...I thought I would be the pilot, not the gunner!
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Old 15th Mar 2022, 10:21
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...If he calls me R2D2 again.....
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Well it has a great rate of fire, but is a real pain to reload!


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I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires, I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires, I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires, I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires, I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires,.... can I get out now?
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Anything you can do I can do better...... I can do anything better than you....




THIS PICTURE IS NOT THE COMPETITION ONE..... BUT MY ENTRY
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Old 15th Mar 2022, 14:54
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Concealed Carry is unpossible.

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