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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 9th Mar 2022, 06:21
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After the Meteor strike, the World's turned on its axis
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Old 9th Mar 2022, 06:24
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...and roll out at the top and speed away from the Atomic blast...
Ps and kiss your ass goodbye...
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Old 9th Mar 2022, 06:26
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Harrier and Lightning 11?? .. Pah such a faff with VTOL
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Old 9th Mar 2022, 06:57
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Now layback and relax
(until the Airspeed becomes negative)
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I thought that if I was based at Woomera at least they'd give me a bloody rocket!
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Those magnificent men in their flying machines, they go up tiddly up up... STALL STALL STALL! They go down tiddly down down...
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Jeez Skipper, my gyros have toppled....
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Too close for missle, switching to guns
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Old 9th Mar 2022, 09:49
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The Ukrainian Air Force searched museums for Hunters, but this all they found.
The Rushkie Migs could not fly slow enough so they got '15's from their museum
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Old 9th Mar 2022, 09:51
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The Australian Air Force started their own ' Top Gun ' school But had the same big head problems with Bruce, Bonzer and Skippy
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Old 9th Mar 2022, 11:34
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Pilot in lead A/C "Well that move should have lost them, I'll just bunt over to see where they are!"
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Ryanair please be aware we have slow moving traffic at your 12 oclock position 1000 feet below you.
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Damn, they're pulling away from me, better ditch the pies..
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Formation tailslides were a tricky manoeuver
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Old 9th Mar 2022, 12:27
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Despite scrambling fighter jets to investigate, the met service was never able to fully explain the vertical stratus formation.
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Old 9th Mar 2022, 12:30
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So long, and thanks for all the Fish!
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Slipping the surly bonds of Earth was easy enough. It was putting out hands and touching the face of God before flaming out that was more difficult.

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On the intercom..." Skip, knew I should not have had that extra helping of Tripe for breakfast
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What do you mean You have control? Your in a single seater

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Bruce and Ally Hoskins religiously obeyed the flight leaders instructions, their joint funeral is next Wednesday, Bring your own Booze
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