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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 24th Mar 2022, 19:09
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So that’s why they called the airport Boulder.
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 20:11
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I can now assure you Campbelltown Loch is Not made of whisky, and you could not drink it dry!
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 20:22
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The Logan air sub departs Stornoway
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 20:29
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Ooooooohhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiit….

It’s too late for that Hoskins, we’ve wrecked it

Nooo, I mean oooh ****, the aft bogs overflowing and it’s heading our way,..
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 20:48
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Pity that de-icer did not work in the air!
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 20:49
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well that was a close shave, said Harry
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 20:53
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Michael Caine voice.
Nobody move lads
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Hang on I have a idea
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 20:55
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Don't think turning off the windshield wipers is really going to help
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 21:08
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"Any landing you can swim away from..."
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 21:18
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"Ummmmm...handing over..."
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 21:22
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A bit early in the round out, Sully!
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 21:31
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You came so close to flooding the carburettor there Hoskins!
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 21:48
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“When I said ROTATE, I meant UP!”
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 22:24
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Putin's invitation to all his generals for a drink did not pan out as he planned!
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Old 25th Mar 2022, 00:05
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What was my idea, Hoskins?

Don't you remember? We were talking about the protesters on the runway, and suddenly you said we should run over the riprap.
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Old 25th Mar 2022, 00:11
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Shipping of granite while not properly fastened.
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Old 25th Mar 2022, 05:07
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A Rock Concert, featuring Jefferson's Airplane.
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Old 25th Mar 2022, 05:35
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Normally the Captain gets a water tribute from the Airport Fire Service to mark his last ever flight, not to mark his first, and last one...
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Old 25th Mar 2022, 06:03
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I think my career might be on the rocks...
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Having transferred from the Air Force PO PPRuNe searched in vein for the Ejector Seat cord.
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The Captain always goes down with the ship
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Sorry Mr Corbyn, the aircrafts gone tech, but we have arranged a cab to take you to the station, if we hurry you can just make the 11.00 to London, don't worry about reserving a seat in First class, there will be plenty of space
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