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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 7th Mar 2022, 09:58
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Meet my mother? Um, I'm not sure that's such a good idea...
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Old 7th Mar 2022, 10:48
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"It's a obvious sixteen . . . no . . . sexteen . . . no . . . Sexton Blake"
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Old 7th Mar 2022, 10:52
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I used to date redheads, but i've learnt my lesson from that debacle.
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Old 7th Mar 2022, 10:54
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I bet you do not know, Ghislaine has a bit of a fetish for handcuffs.
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Old 7th Mar 2022, 10:57
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So when the payment is made, will I be able to hang a Royal crest above my front door like Harrods, By Appointement to Her Majesty the Queen purveyor of High Class Hookers?
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Old 7th Mar 2022, 11:31
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"Have you been to Whores Guards' Parade?"
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The maxim if it floats flies or fcuks it is cheaper to rent has just been proven wrong by that rental unit .

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Old 7th Mar 2022, 12:06
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Did I mention I was a Pilot?
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Old 7th Mar 2022, 12:26
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You girls game for Rock Paper Scissors ?

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Old 7th Mar 2022, 16:16
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Not a Caption..
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Old 7th Mar 2022, 18:20
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Right babe, you, me and Ghissy, all round to Kiltrash's for breakfast.
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Old 8th Mar 2022, 06:26
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Captions NOT to be entered..

OK dear no more please, The Juries out to make its decision
Or
If only we had waited a week or two to make the announcement, no one would have noticed..

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Old 8th Mar 2022, 06:40
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The Sreaker's Defence wins it for Ascend Charlie by a nose, ,( Admit it chaps after a few beers we have all done things not proud off.. Hmm could be a title for a forthcoming thread, ]..)

Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie
Or, he could use The Streaker's Defence: "It seemed like a good idea at the time."
and in a close runner up we have Wensleydale with...
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Well done Sir (or Madam ) you have won the Trophy, will bring it over after Breakfast...
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Old 8th Mar 2022, 23:06
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Cheers Kilty, here's an oldie:

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Old 9th Mar 2022, 03:15
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Aren't Meteors supposed to go the other way?
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Hoskins! You blithering idiot! Release the tow cables!!!
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"Okay chaps. Now, this is called a stall..."
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A little early on the roundout there Hoskins...
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Old 9th Mar 2022, 05:52
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You almost have the vertical dive sorted, Hoskins. Just one little thing...
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