Caption Competition Mk III
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Well I’ve looked all over and I’m buggered if I can find the pole.
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See the world they said, shovelling sand in Iraq, shovelling soil on the plain, Shovelling snow in Norway and now I find I’m on bloody Latrine duty, so I will be shovelling sh*t….
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Avoid imitations
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“If you’d had all your COVID jabs we could have gone to Tenerife!”
Gnome de PPRuNe
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He's doing what in there with a moose?
I did not want to disclose that I did not know what a wazzoo was when they said “ Snow right up to your wazzoo “
To tell the truth I still don’t know my wazzoo from my elbow
To tell the truth I still don’t know my wazzoo from my elbow
The desert drys your sweat so fast you look dry even when losing five litres a day .
This place is so cold it is almost impossible to sweat unless you are shown pictures of girls you have never met and have absolutely no recollections of giving it the naughty nautical biffo Schtick
This place is so cold it is almost impossible to sweat unless you are shown pictures of girls you have never met and have absolutely no recollections of giving it the naughty nautical biffo Schtick
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The bags have turned up, but they’re D Troops and are full of their Tropical kit, it appears they have our Arctic kit in the Sudan.
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We’re posted in to help the Norwegian military in Hoth hold the line against the AT-AT’s