Caption Competition Mk III
What a absolute sh!t hole they expect us to live in, still could be worst, could be MQ's at Leeming
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Gonna go call the BBC house make over hotline, perhaps they can suggest improvements on a budget
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Gonna go call the BBC house make over hotline, perhaps they can suggest improvements on a budget
Commendations for Service on a Keyboard to:
Nutty's 'I see Auras boring Alice again'
Chu Chu's 'I just got text from wife -- she says she's leaving me. I knew it was a mistake telling her I was getting no sleep because of Aurora Borealis.'
Cynicalint My nappy's falling down!
I found it difficult to choose but the winner is 622 with:
"Sarge ...Its cold and boring, I thought you told us we would be really busy all the time...."
"No, I said it would be in tents!"
I am sure Nutloose will forward the CST as soon as a winch is available.
(PM sent to 622)
Nutty's 'I see Auras boring Alice again'
Chu Chu's 'I just got text from wife -- she says she's leaving me. I knew it was a mistake telling her I was getting no sleep because of Aurora Borealis.'
Cynicalint My nappy's falling down!
I found it difficult to choose but the winner is 622 with:
"Sarge ...Its cold and boring, I thought you told us we would be really busy all the time...."
"No, I said it would be in tents!"
I am sure Nutloose will forward the CST as soon as a winch is available.
(PM sent to 622)
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How do you start a donkey engine?
He said “ Gas Cash or Ass nobody rides for free in this boat or my plane “ Then he fell out the boat when my ass released a small amount of flatulence, not much gas . But he got gas and ass for that trip
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Out of fuel? You have use th-eeyores...