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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 11th Mar 2022, 00:58
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I told you not to overdo the Regaine, you were supposed to be growing a bushy growth on top of your head, not a bloody tree.
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I’m off to make yellow snow.
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Old 11th Mar 2022, 06:08
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The Weather presenter regretted complaing that due to Lockdown he had not been allowed to do outside broadcasts .... ( pity, the Producer had found him sha@@ing his wife )
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Old 11th Mar 2022, 06:11
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Sir Ranulph, the early years
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Old 11th Mar 2022, 06:12
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Did I turn the iron off??
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Old 11th Mar 2022, 06:17
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Having failed to secure the Huskys properly, the next morning Cpl Hoskins is sent to find 'em, with the Captains words of encouragement ringing in his ears #/!&"$*"@,? $-
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Old 11th Mar 2022, 08:56
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These things fit like Nora Batty's stockings.
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Old 11th Mar 2022, 08:58
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I see your problem, I'm wearing a set of my missus's suspenders to hold mine up.
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Old 11th Mar 2022, 09:10
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"Sarge ...Its cold and boring, I thought you told us we would be really busy all the time...."
"No, I said it would be in tents!"
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Old 11th Mar 2022, 09:19
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With Rations dwindling, Pvt Oates decided to try and find a shop.....what's the worst that could happen he thought!
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Old 11th Mar 2022, 09:27
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The new head of OASC brought some innovative ideas to selection procedures.
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Old 11th Mar 2022, 10:42
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Are you sure we weren't supposed to deploy to the South Pole? I can never keep Arctic and Antarctic straight.
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This place is for the Byrds.
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Old 11th Mar 2022, 11:25
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Bloody typical init? Bert gets Covid and has to self isolate in the only tent
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In Wales the contestants wished Australia HAD opened up for " I'm a Celebrity. ." But ITV had to quickly make alternate arrangements. ...and the bloody Castle was having ' repairs '
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Keep them coming, I will judge tomorrow afternoon zulu.
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Old 11th Mar 2022, 12:06
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Old 11th Mar 2022, 12:07
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Bugger, I've spilt my cocaine...
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Old 11th Mar 2022, 12:08
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When you said we were going to the Winter Wonderland, I thought you meant Hyde Park.
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I'm sure we were meant to turn right at Poland you know.
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Old 11th Mar 2022, 12:11
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Ok the tents are up...can we...can we.... can we start on the Snowman Sarge.. Pllleaaaassseeee
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