Caption Competition Mk III

[NutLoose]

I told you not to overdo the Regaine, you were supposed to be growing a bushy growth on top of your head, not a bloody tree.

[NutLoose]

I’m off to make yellow snow.

[Kiltrash]

The Weather presenter regretted complaing that due to Lockdown he had not been allowed to do outside broadcasts .... ( pity, the Producer had found him sha@@ing his wife )

[Kiltrash]

Sir Ranulph, the early years

[Kiltrash]

Did I turn the iron off??

[Kiltrash]

Having failed to secure the Huskys properly, the next morning Cpl Hoskins is sent to find 'em, with the Captains words of encouragement ringing in his ears #/!&"$*"@,? $-

[NutLoose]

These things fit like Nora Batty's stockings.

[NutLoose]

I see your problem, I'm wearing a set of my missus's suspenders to hold mine up.

[622]

"Sarge ...Its cold and boring, I thought you told us we would be really busy all the time...."
"No, I said it would be in tents!"

[622]

With Rations dwindling, Pvt Oates decided to try and find a shop.....what's the worst that could happen he thought!

[ACW599]

The new head of OASC brought some innovative ideas to selection procedures.

[Chu Chu]

Are you sure we weren't supposed to deploy to the South Pole? I can never keep Arctic and Antarctic straight.

[Chu Chu]

This place is for the Byrds.

[Kiltrash]

Bloody typical init? Bert gets Covid and has to self isolate in the only tent
or
In Wales the contestants wished Australia HAD opened up for " I'm a Celebrity. ." But ITV had to quickly make alternate arrangements. ...and the bloody Castle was having ' repairs '

[SLXOwft]

Keep them coming, I will judge tomorrow afternoon zulu.

[NutLoose]

[NutLoose]

Bugger, I've spilt my cocaine...

[NutLoose]

When you said we were going to the Winter Wonderland, I thought you meant Hyde Park.

[NutLoose]

I'm sure we were meant to turn right at Poland you know.

[NutLoose]

Ok the tents are up...can we...can we.... can we start on the Snowman Sarge.. Pllleaaaassseeee