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Old 1st Mar 2022, 17:31
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Can you come back tomorrow?, we're having the spikes made for the door.
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Old 1st Mar 2022, 17:34
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Don't worry, the Navy say they have fired larger projectiles than this before.
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Old 1st Mar 2022, 17:55
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Doctor no 14 makes a surprisingly low key entry
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Its bigger on the inside....
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Old 1st Mar 2022, 17:58
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The door on the Monolith 2001 opens and reports
" its full of Stars. ."
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Old 1st Mar 2022, 17:59
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During early transporter experiments, Scotty reports " What we got back did not live long "
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Old 1st Mar 2022, 18:02
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The presenter of a reborn series of "This is Your Life" was indeed a surprise!
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Old 1st Mar 2022, 18:03
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The Trident Warhead Guidance System is finally revealed.
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Old 1st Mar 2022, 18:17
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Old 1st Mar 2022, 19:19
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Who said that Turkish steam bathing is good against wrinkles and aging skin?

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Parker Bowles inaugurates the first walk-in steam cleaning shop.
Clothes are perfectly clean and ironed but skin wrinkling appears still to be an issue
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Old 1st Mar 2022, 20:15
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Time machine? No silly, it's my hair dryer! Had it for absolutely yonks. They made things properly when I was a gel!
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Old 1st Mar 2022, 20:30
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“Now we threaten to launch her into Moscow and Putin will surely surrender!”
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Old 1st Mar 2022, 20:32
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So this bloke from the countryside goes into the city with his son and enters a department store where he sees for the very first time in his life, a lift to the upper floors. He watches with interest as a wrinkled old crone gets in and the doors shut behind her then not more than a minute later the doors open and out steps a beautiful young lass in a mini skirt. He turns round to his son and says "Quick ... fetch your mother"

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Old 1st Mar 2022, 21:13
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"Could you hurry up in the Portaloo please? His Regal Uppitiness has a monster to dump and it's already Prairie Dogging!"
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Old 1st Mar 2022, 21:45
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Your Husband is greatfull to you for taking part in the new Mad Cow Issolation Chamber. Now stay in there till your cured..
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Old 1st Mar 2022, 21:51
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Cowbunker for a much loved friend? No, that's not quite what Charles said...
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Old 1st Mar 2022, 21:51
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Thank you, at my age I never pass by a toilet opportunity, that's so much better..
Sorry that's not a toilet, it's the Reactor Chamber for HMS Astute your visiting...Remember?
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Charles got it for me. Whenever Nicholas Witchell appears, I can hide in it till he goes away.
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Old 1st Mar 2022, 22:06
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Obviously pre-13th-Century -- the round arch is a dead giveaway.
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Nice bell, ugly clapper.
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Old 1st Mar 2022, 22:21
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Having had to sell his villa in Italy, the Wales' are shown round Andrew's replacement accommodation.
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