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Old 1st Mar 2022, 22:07
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This is by all means a bitter pill to swallow.
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Old 2nd Mar 2022, 05:48
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Ryanair launch the one person penispit to rapturous applause. This way we get another 15 seats on the aircraft said Mr O'Leary...
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Old 2nd Mar 2022, 05:50
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Bae reveal the new all British Weather Radar, " Well dear it might rain later "
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Old 2nd Mar 2022, 05:58
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Yes i'll take it young man, Can you deliver it to storage at Westminster Abbey for my Funeral.
Charles wants all arrangements made before you put the price up...
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Old 2nd Mar 2022, 09:30
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It's a faraday cage, so no one can hear Charles telling you he'd like to be your sanitary towel.



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Old 2nd Mar 2022, 10:42
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Charles, it shrunk me, but made you bigger!
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Old 2nd Mar 2022, 12:25
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No Maam, we'd never use these to lock up prisoners of war.

That wasn't what I meant by "PoW."
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Old 2nd Mar 2022, 13:11
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Flunky speaking with Camilla, Your Husbands asking what's for dinner??
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Get used to it, when he's King, you need to be always 2 meters behind him
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You'll never replace Diana, so get back in the cupboard...
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Old 2nd Mar 2022, 13:18
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Prototype one person bomb shelter proudly shown to Royalty for instant dispatch to Ukraine. Yes we can stack them together to save transit space. ..said the MD of GB Plc...
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Old 2nd Mar 2022, 14:57
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The crowd whistles and applauds wildly as Merlin the Magician waves his wand over the stew pot and out walks an 'orse!

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Old 2nd Mar 2022, 16:20
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Please beam her up Scotty.
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Old 2nd Mar 2022, 16:23
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The Queen told me to thank you and your husband for Covid and to put you in isolation for 10 days.
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Old 2nd Mar 2022, 16:54
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Yes Ma'am, this is the British Cyrogenetics Chamber where the Astronaut spend 3 years asleep on the trip to Mars
3 years? The Americans are going to do it in 6 months...
Ah yes but we're going at night as we havn't quite solved Capsule Cooling

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Old 2nd Mar 2022, 16:56
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Camilla is revived from Stasis. .." Is Queen still at No 1?? " ( Bohemian Rhapsody )
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Sorry Ma'am but due to Covid the Changing Rooms are currently closed
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Security here, I think you took 4 items in with you but your only handing back 1 item...Can you please come with me to the Managers office..
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Old 2nd Mar 2022, 17:03
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The Christmas Camilla Barbie doll is shown at London Toy Fair....Guaranteed to scare the sh!t out of any bad children...
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Old 2nd Mar 2022, 17:08
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Shock as the last of the Chilean Miners were rescued from the cavern
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Old 3rd Mar 2022, 09:22
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Charles bought this for me, calls it his dogs house.
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Old 3rd Mar 2022, 10:38
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Slowing down a bit....so judging in 24 hours or so!
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Old 3rd Mar 2022, 10:49
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The Passport photo booth is slimmed down, to deter any photographic Hanky Panky

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