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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 18th Nov 2021, 15:48
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Well think that fecks up Lewis getting his race car in time, eh Mr Verstappen??
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Old 18th Nov 2021, 15:56
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The accident investigation board finds evidence of a steep gradient in the cockpit.
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Old 19th Nov 2021, 04:26
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"Gesundheit..."
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Old 19th Nov 2021, 06:37
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Simple design that shows if the front doors are down and locked before leaving dock...
( From Herald of Free Enterprise )
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Old 19th Nov 2021, 06:46
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OK., OK ...I believe you now...you really are David Copperfield....now can you put it back so we can finish the loading!
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Old 19th Nov 2021, 14:26
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He'z bollahxed the load plan again.
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Old 19th Nov 2021, 16:21
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BE@9Łe (just out of shot): Someone did this more stylishly with a Vickers Funbus.
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Old 19th Nov 2021, 17:51
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Don't worry, I know it's been stuck a few days, but there's no Perishables on this load...
Oh that means the stink is from the **** hitting the fan (s) ...
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Old 19th Nov 2021, 17:53
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Mythbusters prove that a pallet of Crows all taking flight has no weight, OK Hoskins stop rattling their cage...
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Old 19th Nov 2021, 17:56
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Pass up the WD-40, the AOA vane must be stuck,... again..
( other lubrication sprays are available )
no Skip I think it's a bit more trouble than that...
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Old 20th Nov 2021, 01:58
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Originally Posted by OMAAbound
Affer Hong Kong banishes more cargo pilots to their quarantine container city, some crew members are going to extreme lengths to avoid the same fate!
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Old 20th Nov 2021, 08:07
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Hang on, are you sure it was rubber dog ****?
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Old 20th Nov 2021, 17:13
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Alright, who forgot to empty the loo again??
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Old 20th Nov 2021, 17:28
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When the Warden told us to wear the Orange jump suits and report to the Airport, thought we would be performing menial social work towards reducing the sentence. ..not this!...
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Old 21st Nov 2021, 14:27
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Phew! Paul Bunyan carried his axe off toward greener pastures. When the crotch sniffing started, I was sure things would end badly.
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Old 21st Nov 2021, 16:12
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AND THE WINNER IS....

I have finally a few minutes to go through the replies and pick a winner, which I have quoted below.

Originally Posted by ix_touring
"Only fans: Big bird on arse with mouth open" Worst typo search result ever.
I hand it over to ix_touring to carry on the baton!

OMAA
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Old 21st Nov 2021, 16:21
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Those 747-pilots are really the Drama Queens of the Sky.
They always think they are higher up than others.
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Old 22nd Nov 2021, 15:58
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OMAA as we have not heard from ix in ( almost 24 hours ) perhaps we need a first runner up ..??
hope ix is well....
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Old 22nd Nov 2021, 16:00
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While we wait for ix_touring to collect the CST (Or OMAA to nominate a substitute). If there are no strong objections thought I would put this up to pass the time, before everyone's certain serial winners' stocks of images are exhausted on the UK F-35B lost thread.(yes, I know this is a USAF one) - winner to receive the e-goat Lightning Wit award.

I couldn't resist this one...

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Old 22nd Nov 2021, 16:12
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I know the brakes failed but the Chevy van is defiantly stock under the nose
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