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Old 16th Feb 2022, 18:40
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“… and this space programme man who dumped spent rocket on dark side of Moon. Good way to reduce landfill, eh?”
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Old 16th Feb 2022, 20:59
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...and the meeting turned distinctly frosty when Nutty met Buster...
( hmm could be a great idea for a movie )
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Old 16th Feb 2022, 21:10
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One day, all this will be yours...

It already is you dimwitted b*****d...
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Old 16th Feb 2022, 21:24
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May I introduce the British intermediary who can arrange a Honour and Citizenship all for approximately £10-£12m in a brown unmarked envelope, It's a " charity donation " to the Family you understand
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Old 17th Feb 2022, 04:41
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Happy feet! I've got those hap-hap-happy feet...
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Old 17th Feb 2022, 06:39
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Yes, I've got you a slot on the UK's best loved soap as a vicious inscrutable despot, hope your not being typecast
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Old 17th Feb 2022, 07:30
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Okay folks. I think we've had just about enough of the Tin Pot Emperor!

In Third place, with the "Bat outta Hell" award, we have Treads:
Originally Posted by treadigraph
They've got everything except No27, there is a shortage of bat at the moment...
In Second place with the "Great Wall" award, (it goes on & on & on...) is Nutty (Would've been third but got an extra point) with:
Originally Posted by NutLoose
Stay focused No 2, we have serious work ahead of us.
But our winner of the CST, brought to you by the "Wuhan Culinary Standards Association" is Dan with;
Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
Guy in middle. "Yo Bitches, what's up"!
(That made me chuckle...internal, inappropriate accent n all!)
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Old 17th Feb 2022, 14:18
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Damm to late with my afternoon offering, so will keep it for another day.
( bet you'll can't wait )

well done Dan
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Old 17th Feb 2022, 18:05
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Congrats from me to Dan a deserved winner
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Old 17th Feb 2022, 19:18
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Thanks for that Bro.

Had this in my cap com folder for a while, so have a go at this one.



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Old 17th Feb 2022, 19:22
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If Honda built pilots they would be the best automatons in the world.
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Old 17th Feb 2022, 19:23
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Errrr, I think the suits are empty and they have retired to the bar.
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Old 17th Feb 2022, 19:26
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Sit down in all this crap, are you serious?
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Old 17th Feb 2022, 19:28
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Hoskins lurked in the background, as #5, hoping nobody would recognise him in the flight gear.
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Old 17th Feb 2022, 19:29
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Ok, gents it’s like musical chairs, 4 seats, 5 pilots….. on your marks, get set…..
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Old 17th Feb 2022, 19:32
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What you mean there’s no pee tube, I am bursting…
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Old 17th Feb 2022, 19:47
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We need to social distance in these suits - are you kidding?
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Old 17th Feb 2022, 19:49
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We heard you needed to check on certain troop movements Mr President... we're ready...
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Old 17th Feb 2022, 20:00
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No, No, No. I said today's mission was Jerusalem, not Jerusalema.
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Old 17th Feb 2022, 20:03
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No!, It’s gold tops that indicate the quality inside, you have it upside down to milk the point .




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