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Old 30th Jan 2022, 15:35
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Well, honey you said you wanted me gone…..
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Old 30th Jan 2022, 15:36
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Geez, that’s harsh for someone who forgot their mask…..
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Old 30th Jan 2022, 19:03
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OK, lots of goodies but my favourite is an early offering from cynicalint:

OMG! I've dropped the CST!
Congratulations! CST has been recovered, unlike the Taylorcraft, and subject to any FAA investigation should be with you shortly...
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 10:17
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Just imagine it is a cockpit!...


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Old 31st Jan 2022, 10:42
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What do you mean, during the war?
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 10:43
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I know it's a self driving technology demonstator, but was the corpse neccessary?
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 10:46
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Do you really think being seen with Santa is going to improve my survival chances?
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 10:49
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Forget Covid mate, be careful who you finger or before you know it gangrene sets in
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 10:50
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I'm not saying the missus is frigid, but I'm suffering from frostbite to the hands something wicked.
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 10:51
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"No, Mr Assange, I expect you to extradite yourself."
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 10:52
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..If I just sit here and play dead...hopefully he will push off and annoy someone else!
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 11:01
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I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Did you just say something about when you were on Lightnings?
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 11:05
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"Are you sure you're cut out for a job with Deliveroo?"
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 11:13
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We're not sure what's wrong with him. He's been like that since we told him you were coming.
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 11:16
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Yes sir, it's appears to be a new strain of Covid. We're thinking of calling it Andromeda. You may have heard of it?
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 11:20
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Don't worry I am used to sitting next to dummies.
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 11:20
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Oh come on, the G force isn't that strong.
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 11:20
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Ejector seat? You're jokinggggggggggggggggggg....
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 11:21
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Come on mate, Seriously, there must be a party somewhere we can go too
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Old 31st Jan 2022, 11:23
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And your driver today Prime Minister will be crash test dummy no 5.
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