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Old 8th Feb 2022, 03:03
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One tree! There was just one tree in this desert & you hit it! Good luck finding another one to straighten your wing!
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Old 8th Feb 2022, 04:58
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The early chemtrails experiments created huge distortions in the time space continuum, some parts of the aircraft arrived before they departed .
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Old 8th Feb 2022, 05:04
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When designers drop too much acid in their youth , you get the Aircraft equivalent of the Philadelphia Experiment , and if it crashes it can always be blamed on pilot error . He erred by attempting to fly something that looked liked the fruit of two close cousins .
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Old 8th Feb 2022, 05:42
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Having been deposed as Worlds No 1, MVG clutches at straws to help his ' arrows ' fly straight
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Wow, that was lucky, just took off in time as the fierce Dust Storm crossed Montana
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Old 8th Feb 2022, 05:46
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Wilbur goes back to the drawing board and realised page 3 of ' Flying for Dummies' was missing
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Flying over the buried magnetic field kept the wing flying straight, but the fuselage yawed like a bastard. Musta been the pilot's watch.
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Renowned Chinese Aircraft Designer Wan Winglo magnificent effort takes to the skies
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Calls out Who the , **** forgot the Canopy..., not noticing the Elephant in the room
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Old 8th Feb 2022, 09:12
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Hoskins combined his two great loves....flying and water divining!
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Old 8th Feb 2022, 09:19
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Edwards, this is NASA 805, there seems to a problem with the yaw string...
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Tower, can confirm airborne, now into "the prayer" part of the programme.


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Old 8th Feb 2022, 09:59
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Early design for the Lockheed U1.5 does not show up on frontal radar
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Early design for the Grumman F13 variable geometry wing needs more design imput
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The Four Nation design for the Swing Wing MRCA descide to drop Ireland from the planning committee
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Old 8th Feb 2022, 10:03
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US General to Air Force Major....
Hoskins has stolen the ****it Prototype and is deserting to Russia, should we not send up the Interceptors??
AF Major, no thats part of the plan to put the Soviets programme back decades
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Numerous complaints were received about the misprint in the Airfix assembly instructions.
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Old 8th Feb 2022, 11:27
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Hoskins flew on regardless, pondering the shiny big metal pin and attached flag in the cockpit pocket and wondering what it was for.
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A bit heavy kicking off the drift in that last landing Hoskins!
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“NO, NO, NO. Hoskins, don’t try flying it backwards … over.”
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Old 8th Feb 2022, 12:17
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If we make the aircraft into an X, maybe the navigator will be able to put it on the map.
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Old 8th Feb 2022, 12:26
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How does the future look?

Oh, bleak.
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Old 8th Feb 2022, 13:06
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In an early treatment for Starwars, the X Wing Starfighter was conceived as the Slash Wing Starfighter...
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