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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 15th Jan 2022, 18:56
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This has to be the exception to the rule, that anything is a sex toy if you are brave enough ?
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Old 16th Jan 2022, 02:15
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Damn, it’s an agent orange discharge, look the skippers gold oak leaves have fallen off his hat
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Old 16th Jan 2022, 09:49
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Were calling it a "Boozegramme" Prime Minister. Apparently those RAF chappies tried this in WWII with barrels of beer on Spitfire's


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Old 16th Jan 2022, 09:50
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"What chemtrails"?
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Old 16th Jan 2022, 10:52
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Ref Dan above, Not a caption, picture from Solent Aviation Museum in Southampton..


I return you to your normal programming
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Old 16th Jan 2022, 10:55
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Well I think its one of them new fangled Steam Powered Torpedoes I heard the Japs are using.. Must have midget stokers to keep the boilers lit..
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Old 16th Jan 2022, 10:58
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USN devise a way to get rid off the trash, moves it 10 miles from the boat to keep the Japs off knowing our location...
Sir would it not be easier to just weigh the bags with lumps of chefs sticky pudding, guaranteed to make ANYTHING sink without a trace
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Old 16th Jan 2022, 11:01
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Never return to a lit firework even if you think it has gone out
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Old 16th Jan 2022, 12:13
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Okay, the satellite's clear. We can put the cotton wool away now.
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Old 16th Jan 2022, 13:27
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It’s there are two puffs coming out the back of it, not poofs.



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Old 16th Jan 2022, 14:44
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The carrier's bridge was enveloped in smoke. Visibility dropped to zero. The carrier then rammed the lighthouse. WWIII ensued. Some missile test, eh?
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Old 16th Jan 2022, 14:59
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Originally Posted by cavuman1
The carrier's bridge was enveloped in smoke. Visibility dropped to zero. The carrier then rammed the lighthouse. WWIII ensued. Some missile test, eh?
Somewhat similar perhaps?
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Old 16th Jan 2022, 17:56
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Quick! Get below and stop the Christmas pantomime. Tell them whatever they do, the can't light the smoke pots.
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Old 16th Jan 2022, 19:24
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To paraphrase Sgt shut up “ never seen such a blatant display of puffery “
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Old 16th Jan 2022, 19:59
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You know they were right when they said “It flies like it is on rails”
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Old 16th Jan 2022, 20:12
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Wizzo, the novelty rocket, start your parties with a real BANG!
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Old 16th Jan 2022, 21:10
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No runners up, but I’ll award the winner to Nutloose with his “He said his name was Hammond and not to worry, he’s done this sort of thing before.”
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Old 17th Jan 2022, 03:22
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Ooohhh thank you open house to those with less than 10 wins
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Old 17th Jan 2022, 06:14
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Ooohhh thank you open house to those with less than 10 wins
Hmmm, RHIP? Have we had this one?




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Old 17th Jan 2022, 07:02
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the new German Air Defence System....der Micky Mauser!
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