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Old 1st May 2021, 06:12
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At the back Nutloose joins the Covid-19 jab qeweue

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Old 1st May 2021, 06:15
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Pink 2...I could murder a Kebab
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Old 1st May 2021, 06:17
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In Nevada the stored aircraft are re purposed as a methane production facility
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Old 1st May 2021, 06:22
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On Boris Force One, The Prime Minister welcomes his extended family after May 17 to a post Covid meet and greet
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Old 1st May 2021, 06:27
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Ewe paid 800 a roll for some flock wallpaper?
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Old 1st May 2021, 07:45
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Heath-Robinson's idea to convert an old 747 to a shepherd's pie and Scotch broth factory was working surprisingly well...
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Poor timing by Maverick as he buzzes the tower, just as the shepherds were loading their flock.

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Time to buzz the tower Goose.
For flock sake Mav, NO!
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After meeting Greta, Hoskins decides to recreate Noah's Ark. (He may have taken "the meek shall inherit the Earth" a little too literally.)
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With locked-down residents desperate for a whiff of the countryside, Sheep Air starts production in a grounded jumbo.

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Old 1st May 2021, 12:55
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Sheep Air. We may be the national carrier of a semi-autonomous region, but we promise you won't get fleeced.
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Old 1st May 2021, 13:04
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Call the Cops, i've been fleeced
Can you wait a bit, they are in Dunking Donuts, will be over once the Skinny, white, cappuccino Latte with heart motif is ready
But a crimes being committed here
Have you seen the price the Coffee Shop charges? ...that's a real crime.
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Old 1st May 2021, 13:07
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Ryanair mass Customer Service Department Training, give them a headset and repeat after me
" Your call is important to us, please hold..."
That's all ewe need to know
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Old 1st May 2021, 13:09
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Alarm...Flockers at 12 o'clock high.
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Old 1st May 2021, 13:13
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Due to an unseasonable cold spell we need to go to Primaaaark and buy up all their Sheep skin coats.
What a waste of time mused the Shearers.
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Old 1st May 2021, 13:16
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Brian Hanrahan voice

I counted them all out and counted them back ....and fell asleep 4 times

Ps did not twig the significance of 1st May when posted above. But thanks Mogwi

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Old 1st May 2021, 13:36
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Early biofuel trials were going well, however burning so many sheep was throwing up problems not previously forseen.



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Old 1st May 2021, 17:09
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Later when discovering the Ewe's were pregnant it was realised that Hoskins had used Fawn coloured dye.
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Old 1st May 2021, 17:11
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Beats flying Rubber Dog Sh1t out of Hong Kong
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Old 1st May 2021, 17:15
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Why could ops not find us a nice return cargo like, I dunno, the Kardashians. Still saves reprofiling the cabin
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