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Old 18th Mar 2021, 04:53
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Ernest Borgnine makes a come back????
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Leaving court after being acquitted of sexual assault charges, Alex Salmond spots a female reporter waiting outside.
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Buster, my first thought too was a shot of a very young Ernest Borgnine, even before McHale's Navy days - though McHale, being a good Scot, might have worn a kilt?
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Having inherited Sean's wardrobe, Alex thought well if it's good enough for Bond to pull the girls..
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There's nothing worn under the kilt it's all in perfect working order, come here Nicola I'll show you.
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On Scotty's day off is glad to dispose of the red shirt...Dunno about the Klingons but it scares the sh!t out of me..when we was invited to the Captains table.

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You try this on a bike....Nicola!!
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Oh, when you asked " Was I cumming out " did not realise you meant for a drink...
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Well it was this or admitting I am a Hearts fan..
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Look, what I do behind my front door is mine alone
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Some photographs taken at Michael Barrymore's pool party have come to light.....
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“Cowboy I might be, but still better than the clown you’ve already got running Scotland!”
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Kiltrash? Kiltrash, I'll show you some effin KILTRASH...
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Well get me in the Female only compartment on the train.
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At the Scottish Parliament Building, they have to quickly rearrange the modesty boards on the desks
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Village People auditions get under way.
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I've just come down
From the Isle of Skye
I'm not very big and I'm awful shy
And the lassies shout when I go by
Alex, where's your troosers...

(Andy Stewart, all is not forgiven!)
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And after that demonstration of tossing the caber, please welcome a tosser on stage.
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"..And next we see the new RAF Payroll department* tartan.....easily identifiable by the small checks..."

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Alex was not impressed when he saw what Madam Tussauds had modelled him on...
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" Got out of bed the wrong side?....again...
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