Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

All right everyone, closing down ftom Social Media while I celebrate the New Year, hopefully better this one 😑
So may I wish you all a great time and I sign off with

"" There told you we should have turned left at Trafalgar Square, but no no no the Driver knows best. .. ""

Ps hope Buster is fine

[cattletruck]

Commander out the back: "Ok, get ready to slow down".
Driver: "Full braking was engaged just after launch, sir."

[CAEBr]

The position of weferee for the inter wegimental dual tug'o'war competition was turning out to be more hazardous than Wupert expected

[Chu Chu]

Driver (stopping vehicle): Okay, time to dismount.

Keep driving, Hoskins. We're still over the river.

You can't fool me, Sir. The cables are exactly 0.3 KM long, and odometers don't lie.

[Martin the Martian]

Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea.

[Dan Gerous]

When I joined the Pay Corps, I didn't realise this was how they carried out wire transfers.

[Dan Gerous]

FFS hurry up, the power will be back on in a minute!

[Self loading bear]

Obviously the Chain of Command had trouble to get everybody thinking along the same lines.

[andytug]

"Hoskins, when I said we need to get on to our own lines pronto...this was not what I meant!!"

(HNY all )

[fitliker]

Any Rigger will tell you Dual Blondells may be clever , but they are not as quick or convenient as a Skyhook .

[fitliker]

Not wanting to alarm anyone , but even the cordite is sweating on this job

[Wensleydale]

The old bridge to Wheatstone.

[NutLoose]

At least we found a use for that officer, he makes a grand footman standing on the back

[NutLoose]

We can’t go on, there are leaves on the lines.

[NutLoose]

Ok Smithers the officers are crossing, turn the juice back on the high tension cables

[treadigraph]

When Hoskins laid a minefield across the track leading to the pub and didn't map them, it was a real spot of luck having Heath Robinson in the regiment...

[Chu Chu]

Brilliant improvised crossing, Hoskins. Where did you get the cable?

Oh, I just borrowed a little from the bridge around the next bend.

[NutLoose]

When I said we need a cablecar this wasn’t what I had in mind.

[Kiltrash]

Hi Tension power cable inspections will be a lot easier when they invent the Helicopter
or
Train track inspections...

What do you mean this is a train track ...Quick pedal faster the 10o'clock Flying Scotsman is comming trough...

[Kiltrash]

Ah Blondin, we'll get off now so you can complete the walk on your own