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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 17th Nov 2021, 07:00
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Tell you what, that Barberra Woodhouse is good...**** ing good. ..
Now where the 10 lb treats
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 07:02
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Makes tyre change easier
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 07:05
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Sabotaged by the Road and Rail Haulage industry again ??
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 07:06
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Who said anythng about Quart and Pint Pot ??
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 08:04
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Man in white coat to man in orange shirt: "I think you can stop marshalling now".
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 09:05
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See I told you they were a cowboy outfit, always arsing around...
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 09:06
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I heard they were under contract to Kallita.
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 09:08
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Note to ones self: Hammering down the taxyway with the nose open and slamming on the brakes will not offload the carge quickly.
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 09:36
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Captain to Co Pilot.
" Write up that Hoskins, '
" Dear Mr Boeing .Experienced unexpected change of altitude "
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 09:38
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Then
We'll I never, from here i can see my house, my 3 Brothers cars on my driveway, at least my wife won't be lonely while I'm away ...
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 09:39
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Finally,
it's no good Captain on full forward Yoke but we're still climbing.
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 09:52
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It's the same thing they do with Bulls, then they artificially inseminate other 747's.
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 09:54
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Perhaps we should have put the pallet of Pilot's watches in the middle!
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 09:55
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Pilot says he's snagging it.....something to do with a QFE discrepency!
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 11:35
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I guess you could say the head's up, and it's certainly quite a display. But this really isn't what I had in mind.
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 14:57
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غضب كويتي من الإدعاءات القطرية بسب إجلاء رعايا

There that just about covers it. Now please move along, nothing to see here
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 14:59
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Later it was reported the Loadmaster. Mr Abbot, is the son of a British Politician.
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 15:01
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Right the Catapult cables are securely attached to the underbelly, all we need now is a Aircraft Carrier...
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 15:04
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It saves a lot of time, rather than load and unload the MLRS.
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"Only fans: Big bird on arse with mouth open" Worst typo search result ever.
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