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Old 4th Sep 2021, 15:49
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Please present my compliments to the Forward Air Controller and ask him to join me at his earliest convenience - - NOW!!!
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 15:52
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I am popping smoke!! Whaddya mean what colour!? It's bl00dy gunsmoke!
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How come there is never a bushy topped tree handy when you need one?
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 15:55
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At the ethnic gentlemen in front of you! In your own time! Go on!
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 15:57
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Come on lads! In a couple of year's time they will put up a statue to us, Then in another hundred years or so, they will tear it down again!
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 16:01
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“OI!! I ordered a Wimpey*, not a bloody Impi!”


* Other burgers also exist.
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“Four Platoon … BREXIT … NOW!”
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 17:49
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Bloody noisy jets, just moved into my new house,
Wonder if I could find a Spotter to buy it off me...
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 19:51
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Wish the effin sketch artist would hurry up but Fools and Horses is on the telly....
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 19:59
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 20:00
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 20:33
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Think I have found where the Watutsi Chiefs Spear went... don't think I can sit down for a week or two.
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 20:35
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Doc, wish you would lubricate your finger more before you give me a field exam. ..
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Trim your finger nails

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Old 4th Sep 2021, 21:38
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"The troops are having a nap, the bloody cart has tipped over, I've got a bloody splinter, and all you can say is "What's it all about Alfie??""
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 21:55
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You’ve forgot to stick the. F’ing apple in.



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Old 4th Sep 2021, 21:59
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No Sir, I can’t see it, are you sure he said he would ram his spear so far up your arse that it would tickle your tonsils?
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 22:14
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Get em down you Zulu Warrior, get em down you you Zulu Chief….chief, chief, chief, chief…… Arr, zumbar, zumbar, zumbar, zumbar, hay.
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Old 4th Sep 2021, 23:19
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"Not fair! I've just been hit by an Ass-Guy!"

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Old 5th Sep 2021, 07:10
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Well as Women are not allowed in the ' Man's Army ' I thought sticking my Todger in a mousetrap would be a bit more pleasurable ..
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Old 5th Sep 2021, 07:18
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AAARRRGGGHHH......

Roughly translated as the results of a phone call to General Haig to get him out of ' The Big Push ' in return for saving the General from a Watutsi Tribesman Spear suggesting he wears his underpants on his head, Pencils up each nostril and say " Wibble '
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