Caption Competition Mk III
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“OI!! I ordered a Wimpey*, not a bloody Impi!”
* Other burgers also exist.
* Other burgers also exist.
Join Date: Mar 2010
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“Four Platoon … BREXIT … NOW!”
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"The troops are having a nap, the bloody cart has tipped over, I've got a bloody splinter, and all you can say is "What's it all about Alfie??""
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You’ve forgot to stick the. F’ing apple in.
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No Sir, I can’t see it, are you sure he said he would ram his spear so far up your arse that it would tickle your tonsils?
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Get em down you Zulu Warrior, get em down you you Zulu Chief….chief, chief, chief, chief…… Arr, zumbar, zumbar, zumbar, zumbar, hay.
AAARRRGGGHHH......
Roughly translated as the results of a phone call to General Haig to get him out of ' The Big Push ' in return for saving the General from a Watutsi Tribesman Spear suggesting he wears his underpants on his head, Pencils up each nostril and say " Wibble '
Roughly translated as the results of a phone call to General Haig to get him out of ' The Big Push ' in return for saving the General from a Watutsi Tribesman Spear suggesting he wears his underpants on his head, Pencils up each nostril and say " Wibble '
