Caption Competition Mk III
Given the impending time of year:
Training Captain addressing 2nd Officer Alladin Hoskins, who is standing on carpet in hat with no sign of coffee.
"Well young man, do you still think that was an opportune moment to say 'Open Sesame!'?"
Charlie Croker :'For God's sake don't move, if the gold shifts it'll blow the bloody wings off!'
FADE IN : 'It's a self-preservation society'
ROLL CREDITS.
Training Captain addressing 2nd Officer Alladin Hoskins, who is standing on carpet in hat with no sign of coffee.
"Well young man, do you still think that was an opportune moment to say 'Open Sesame!'?"
Charlie Croker :'For God's sake don't move, if the gold shifts it'll blow the bloody wings off!'
FADE IN : 'It's a self-preservation society'
ROLL CREDITS.
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Now in the RAF we used to carry a Navigator up front to compensate for the weight of the Loadmaster down the back..
My what a big mouth you have Grandma, said Budgie the Helicopter...All the better to gobble you up you Insignificant little pest, never bother me again...
( and let that be a lesson to you children, not all elderly people are nice to children...Happy Christmas. .)
( and let that be a lesson to you children, not all elderly people are nice to children...Happy Christmas. .)
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“Next time tell the pilot to warn us before he gets off and takes his wallet with him!”
Unlike MD-80's, elevator examination is made easy on some Boeing 747-series aircraft.
- Ed
- Ed
White Shirt
Didn't know that Airstair Hydraulic system was THAT powerful.
Orange overalls
Well no Hoskins overrode the safety cut out.
Didn't know that Airstair Hydraulic system was THAT powerful.
Orange overalls
Well no Hoskins overrode the safety cut out.
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