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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 17th Nov 2021, 16:44
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Tell you what, this new Wonderful Fuel, is fecking amazing..
( Not suitable for F35....glad Pilot is ok )
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 17:52
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Some pictures speak , this one says “Ouch “

You can be sure this will not be the five minute arguement , but the full half hour !
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 18:31
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Given the impending time of year:
Training Captain addressing 2nd Officer Alladin Hoskins, who is standing on carpet in hat with no sign of coffee.
"Well young man, do you still think that was an opportune moment to say 'Open Sesame!'?"

Charlie Croker :'For God's sake don't move, if the gold shifts it'll blow the bloody wings off!'
FADE IN : 'It's a self-preservation society'
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 18:53
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I knew it was a mistake loading that last wafer-thin mint.
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Old 17th Nov 2021, 19:02
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”If think the chick’s big, wait till see the size of the mum when she comes to feed it…..”
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Old 18th Nov 2021, 05:47
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Thought there may be problems when we just squeezed on that last pallet of self inflating Hydrogen filled Sex Dolls... Del.

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Old 18th Nov 2021, 05:54
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Think we're gonna need to change the Captains seat covering before the next flight
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Old 18th Nov 2021, 05:56
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There, I can now reach the light pole and change the bulbs .....
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Old 18th Nov 2021, 09:46
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"We just need the long weight to counter balance it....I sent Hoskins to get it from stores ages ago.....where is he?"
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Old 18th Nov 2021, 10:32
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Now in the RAF we used to carry a Navigator up front to compensate for the weight of the Loadmaster down the back..
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Old 18th Nov 2021, 12:55
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My what a big mouth you have Grandma, said Budgie the Helicopter...All the better to gobble you up you Insignificant little pest, never bother me again...
( and let that be a lesson to you children, not all elderly people are nice to children...Happy Christmas. .)

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Old 18th Nov 2021, 13:01
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“Next time tell the pilot to warn us before he gets off and takes his wallet with him!”
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Old 18th Nov 2021, 13:46
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Unlike MD-80's, elevator examination is made easy on some Boeing 747-series aircraft.

- Ed
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Old 18th Nov 2021, 14:13
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That's weird. It didn't have any balance problems before it tried the rotor challenge.
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Old 18th Nov 2021, 15:25
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The Pilot, Jack Screw, reports full and free movement. ...On the prototype B747 Drone
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Old 18th Nov 2021, 15:27
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Loadmaster shouting down..." I told you she couldn't take any more....but nooo UPS knew better "

( Other freight companies are available )
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Old 18th Nov 2021, 15:31
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The crew knew now the last pallet was on they had done their job, and departed for a early Friday finish..." There Christmas done, piss off to the pub "
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Old 18th Nov 2021, 15:33
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Well if this shows the level of planning in Qatar, does not much promise for the World Cup...
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Old 18th Nov 2021, 15:38
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White Shirt
Didn't know that Airstair Hydraulic system was THAT powerful.
Orange overalls
Well no Hoskins overrode the safety cut out.

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Old 18th Nov 2021, 15:46
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The Trebuchet Boarding Stairs combination MK 1 still had some kinks to be ironed out before deployment to shorter runway city centre airports l
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