Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Tell you what, that Barberra Woodhouse is good...**** ing good. ..
Now where the 10 lb treats

[Kiltrash]

Makes tyre change easier

[Kiltrash]

Sabotaged by the Road and Rail Haulage industry again ??

[Kiltrash]

Who said anythng about Quart and Pint Pot ??

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Man in white coat to man in orange shirt: "I think you can stop marshalling now".

[NutLoose]

See I told you they were a cowboy outfit, always arsing around...

[NutLoose]

I heard they were under contract to Kallita.

[NutLoose]

Note to ones self: Hammering down the taxyway with the nose open and slamming on the brakes will not offload the carge quickly.

[Kiltrash]

Captain to Co Pilot.
" Write up that Hoskins, '
" Dear Mr Boeing .Experienced unexpected change of altitude "

[Kiltrash]

Then
We'll I never, from here i can see my house, my 3 Brothers cars on my driveway, at least my wife won't be lonely while I'm away ...

[Kiltrash]

Finally,
it's no good Captain on full forward Yoke but we're still climbing.

[Dan Gerous]

It's the same thing they do with Bulls, then they artificially inseminate other 747's.

[622]

Perhaps we should have put the pallet of Pilot's watches in the middle!

[622]

Pilot says he's snagging it.....something to do with a QFE discrepency!

[Chu Chu]

I guess you could say the head's up, and it's certainly quite a display. But this really isn't what I had in mind.

[Kiltrash]

غضب كويتي من الإدعاءات القطرية بسب إجلاء رعايا

There that just about covers it. Now please move along, nothing to see here

[Kiltrash]

Later it was reported the Loadmaster. Mr Abbot, is the son of a British Politician.

[Kiltrash]

Right the Catapult cables are securely attached to the underbelly, all we need now is a Aircraft Carrier...

[Dan Gerous]

It saves a lot of time, rather than load and unload the MLRS.

[ix_touring]

"Only fans: Big bird on arse with mouth open" Worst typo search result ever.